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As notorious Depression-era bank robber (and beloved folk hero) John Dillinger in 'Public Enemies,' Johnny Depp walks softly and carries a big Tommy gun. He also loves hard, lives harder and talks a whole lot of trash to pretty much anyone who'll listen.

With 'Enemies'' guns already blazing at the box office, Moviefone has compiled the movie's most memorable quotes -- you know, just in case you want to break out the badass 1930s gangster lingo at your Fourth of July BBQ.

As notorious Depression-era bank robber (and beloved folk hero) John Dillinger in 'Public Enemies,' Johnny Depp walks softly and carries a big Tommy gun. He also loves hard, lives harder and talks a whole lot of trash to pretty much anyone who'll listen.

With 'Enemies'' guns already blazing at the box office, Moviefone has compiled the movie's most memorable quotes -- you know, just in case you want to break out the badass 1930s gangster lingo at your Fourth of July BBQ. -- By Tom DiChiara

John Dillinger (Johnny Depp): "I like baseball, movies, good clothes, whiskey, fast cars ... and you. What else you need to know?"

Dillinger: [to girlfriend Billie Frechette (Marion Cotillard)] "You ain't going nowhere. I'm gonna die an old man in your arms. We're too good for 'em. They ain't tough enough, smart enough or fast enough. I can hit any bank I want, any time. They got to be at every bank, all the time. That's why we're on top of the world. Ain't nobody can lay a glove on us. No ... I ain't going nowhere. Neither are you. What you got to say about that?" [Billie kisses him.]

Dillinger: "That's your money, mister? We're here for the bank's money, not yours. Put it away."

Melvin Purvis (Christian Bale): "The only way you're walking out of this jail cell is when we take you out to execute you."
Dillinger: "Well, we'll see about that."

Dillinger: "We're having too good a time today. We ain't thinking about tomorrow."
Alvin Karpis (Giovanni Ribisi): "Yeah, well, you ought to."

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Lawyer: "They're extraditing you."
Dillinger: "Where to?"
Lawyer: "Indiana."
Dillinger: "Why? I have absolutely nothing I want to do in Indiana."

Reporter: "Johnny, how long does it take you to go through a bank?"
Dillinger: "About one minute forty seconds ... flat."

Pretty Boy Floyd (Channing Tatum): [to Purvis] "I believe you killed me. You can go to hell."

J. Edgar Hoover (Billy Crudup): "Create informants, Agent Purvis. Suspects are to be interrogated vigorously. Grilled. No obsolete notions of sentimentality. We are in the modern age, and we are making history. Take direct, expedient action. As they say in Italy these days ... 'Take off the white gloves.'"

Billie: "You wanted to know where he was, you dumb flatfoot? You walked right past him on State Street. You were too scared to look around. He was at the curb in that black Buick."

Billie: [laughing] "When my boyfriend finds out what you did to me, you're going to be in big trouble."

Purvis: "I'm afraid our 'type' cannot get the job done. Without qualified help, I would have to resign this appointment. I am leading my men to slaughter."

Homer Van Meter (Stephen Dorff): [to hostage Barbara Patzke (Emilie de Ravin)] "You know, when I'm not doing this, I make movies."
Barbara: "Really?"

Dillinger: "What if we could get out of here altogether? You wanna take that ride with me?"
Billie: "Yeah, I wanna take that ride with you."

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Upon hearing the news of iconic director John Hughes' sudden and tragic death, we not only reflected on the classic films he directed throughout the '80s, but also the totally awesome quotes that came out of them.

To be honest, we're not sure we'd have made it through high school without Ferris Bueller's lengthy asides, Saturday morning detention with 'The Breakfast Club,' or daydreams of Jake Ryan.

Relive the '80s and a truly era-defining career through our roundup of the best quotes from John Hughes' movies.

'The Breakfast Club' Quotes

"Two hits. Me hittin' you, you hittin' the floor."

"Screws fall out all the time. The world's an imperfect place."

"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"

"No Dad, what about you? F**k you!"

"So it's sorta social. Demented and sad, but social."

"I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights."

"Do I stutter?"

"Could you describe the ruckus, sir?"

"Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy."

"Face it. You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie, what would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?"

"Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain ... and an athlete ... and a basket case ... a princess ... and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club."

'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' Quotes
"You killed the car."

"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

"Drugs?" "Thank you, no, I'm straight." "I meant, are you in here for drugs?" "Why are you here?" "Drugs."

"That's right, I'm Abe Froman." "... the Sausage King of Chicago?"

"Excuse me:

if whoever was in this house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I've just called the police. I'd also like to add that I've got my father's gun and a scorching case of herpes."

"Save Ferris"

"Bueller? ... Bueller? ... Bueller?"

"You hit me. Look don't make me participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it. You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And-and-and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings."

"Not that I condone fascism, or any 'ism' for that matter. Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people. "

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

"He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, okay I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'll go. S**t."

Grace: "Oh, he's very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."
Ed Rooney: "That is why I need to show these kids that the example he sets is a first-class ticket to nowhere!"
Grace: "Oh, Ed - you sounded like Dirty Harry just then."
Ed Rooney: "Really? Thanks, Grace."

'Sixteen Candles' Quotes
"I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up."

"They fucking forgot my birthday."

"I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek."

"What's happenin', hot stuff?"

"I've never bagged a babe."

"By night's end, I predict me and her will interface."

'Some Kind of Wonderful' Quotes
"Break his heart, I'll break your face."

"I'd rather be with someone for the wrong reasons then alone for the right."

"You should consider whether or not you feel you can deliver the kiss that kills."

"You look good wearing my future."

'National Lampoon's Vacation' Quotes
"The Wagon Queen Family Truckster. You think you hate it now, but wait till you drive it."

"Oh God! ... The dog wet on the picnic basket."

'Pretty in Pink' Quotes
"His name is Blane? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!"

"I know I'm old enough to be his mother, but when the Duck laid that kiss on me last night, I swear my thighs just went up in flames. He must practice on melons or something."

"God, Andie, I'd've died for you!"

"Love's a bitch, Duck. Love's a bitch. "

"Well, that's very nice. I'm glad. Well here's... here's the point, Andie. I'm not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me, because I live to like you and... and I can't like you anymore. So... so when you're feeling real low and... and dirty, and your heart is splattered all over hell, don't look to me to pump you back up 'cause... 'cause... 'cause maybe for the first time in your life I won't be there!"

"You said you couldn't be with someone who didn't believe in you. Well I believed in you. I just didn't believe in myself. I love you. Always."

'Uncle Buck' Quotes
Miles: "You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad."
Buck: "How nice of you to notice."
Miles: "I'm a kid - that's my job."

'Weird Science' Quotes
Wyatt: "Gary?... By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?"'
Gary: "Ceremonial."

'Planes, Trains, and Automobiles' Quotes
Neal: "Del, why did you kiss my ear?"
Del: "Why are you holding my hand?"
Neal: "Where's your other hand?"
Del: "Between two pillows."
Neal: "Those aren't pillows!"

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The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Movie Quotes

Unless you've been away on 'Planet 51' for an extended period of time, you know that 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon' hit theaters this past weekend with the full force of a werewolf-vampire smackdown.

With all those bare torsos populating the big screen, saying you went to the movie to hear the quotes is like saying you read Playboy (or Playgirl, as the case may be) for the articles. But we're here to tell you there are some great quotes in 'New Moon' -- romantic, funny, dramatic, sometimes all of the above.

Here are some of our favorite quotes from the movie:

Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) (to Bella): "You're my only reason to stay ... alive. If that's what I am."

Edward: "Bella, your birthday is definitely something to celebrate."
Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart): "But my age is not."

Bella: "It's my birthday. Can I ask for something? Kiss me."

Alice Cullen (Ashley Green) (bringing Bella downstairs for her birthday party): "It's time. It's time."

Bella: "Alice, that cake could feed 50. You guys don't even eat."

Edward: "The Volturi are the closest thing my world has to royalty ... they enforce the law."
Bella: "Vampires have laws?"

Edward: "What choice have I? I cannot be without you, but I will not destroy your soul."

Edward: "Of course, I'll always love you ... in a way. But what happened the other night made me realize that it's time for a change. Because I'm ... tired of pretending to be something I'm not, Bella. I am not human. I've let this go on much too long, and I'm sorry for that."

Bella (after Jasper nearly attacks her at her birthday party): "What happened with Jasper was nothing."
Edward: "I promise never to put you through anything like this ever again. This is the last time you'll ever see me."

Bella: "The absence of him is everywhere I look. It's like a huge hole has been punched through my chest."

Laurent (Edi Gathegi): "How much could you mean to him if he left you here, unprotected? But, I can't help myself. You are so mouthwatering."

Bella (feeling the blood on her forehead after wiping out on a motorcycle): "I'm sorry ..."
Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner): "Bella, you're apologizing for bleeding?"

Bella: "You're sort of beautiful."
Jacob : "How hard did you hit your head?"

Jessica (Anna Kendrick): "So, you're an adrenaline junkie now?"

Jacob (to Bella): "Have you ever had a secret you couldn't tell anyone?"

Jacob: "I know what he did to you, but Bella, I want you to know I will never hurt you."

Bella (as the wolf pack comes after her): "Jake! Run!"

Embry Call (Kiowa Gordon): "Well, the wolf's out of the bag now."

Jacob (to Alice, at Bella's house): "Do not get me upset, or things could get very ugly."

Alice (to Bella, who asks if she'll be back): "When you put the dog out."

Jacob: "I have a vampire to kill."

Jacob: "He left you, Bella. He didn't want you anymore."
Bella: "I have to go."

Alice (about Edward): "He's going to make a scene. The Volturi will kill him if he reveals himself in the sunlight."

Jane (Dakota Fanning) (before attempting to inflict pain on Bella): "This may hurt just a little."

Aro (Michael Sheen): "What will we do with you now?"
Marcus (Christopher Heyerdahl): You already know what you're going to do, Aro."
Caius (Jamie Campbell Bower): "She knows too much. She's a liability."
Aro: "That's true..."

Rosalie (Nikki Reed) (when Bella gathers the Cullens to vote on her "turning"): "I wish there had been someone to vote no for me."

Sound off: We know we haven't listed all the great quotes in 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon.' Share yours in the comments below.

What are the most #ClassicMovieQuotes of all time? We bet you can rattle off several off the top of your head, such as:

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
"Here's looking at you, kid."
"I'll be back."

Where do your favorites rank? Here's the list of the top 50 movie quotes, as compiled by the American Film Institute, and some choice quotage in movie clips.

50. "Houston, we have a problem."
'Apollo 13' (1995)

49. "It's alive! It's alive!"
'Frankenstein' (1931)

48. "Well, nobody's perfect."
'Some Like It Hot' (1959)

47. "Shane. Shane. Come back!"
'Shane' (1953)

46. "Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars."
'Now, Voyager' (1942)

45. "Stella! Hey, Stella!"
'A Streetcar Named Desire' (1951)

44. "I see dead people."
'The Sixth Sense' (1999)

43. "We'll always have Paris.""
'Casablanca' (1942)

42. "Plastics."
'The Graduate' (1967)

41. "We rob banks."
'Bonnie and Clyde' (1967)

40. "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
'Forrest Gump' (1994)

39. "If you build it, he will come."
'Field of Dreams' (1989)

38. "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth."
'The Pride of the Yankees' (1942)

37. "I'll be back."
'The Terminator' (1984)

36. "Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
'The Treasure of the Sierra Madre' (1948)

35. "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
'Jaws' (1975)

34. "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."
'To Have and Have Not' (1944)

33. "I'll have what she's having."
'When Harry Met Sally' (1989)

32. "Round up the usual suspects."
'Casablanca' (1942)

31. "After all, tomorrow is another day!"
'Gone With the Wind' (1939)

30. "I want to be alone."
'Grand Hotel' (1932)

29. "You can't handle the truth!"
'A Few Good Men' (1992)

28. "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'"
'Casablanca' (1942)

27. "I'm walking here! I'm walking here!"
'Midnight Cowboy' (1969)

26. "Why don't you come up sometime and see me?"
'She Done Him Wrong' (1933)

25. "Show me the money!"
'Jerry Maguire' (1996)

24. "I am big! It's the pictures that got small."
'Sunset Blvd.' (1950)

23. "There's no place like home."
'The Wizard of Oz' (1939)

22. "Bond. James Bond."
'Dr. No' (1962)

21. "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
'The Silence of the Lambs' (1991)

20. "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
'Casablanca' (1942)

19. "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
'Network' (1976)

18. "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
'White Heat' (1949)

17. "Rosebud."
'Citizen Kane' (1941)

16. "They call me Mister Tibbs!"
'In the Heat of the Night' (1967)

15. "E.T. phone home."
'E.T. the Extraterrestrial' (1982)

14. "The stuff that dreams are made of."
'The Maltese Falcon' (1941)

13. "Love means never having to say you're sorry."
'Love Story' (1970)

12. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
'Apocalypse Now' (1979)

11. "What we've got here is failure to communicate."
'Cool Hand Luke' (1967)

10. "You talking to me?"
'Taxi Driver (1976)

9. "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
'All About Eve' (1950)

8. "May the Force be with you."
'Star Wars' (1977)

7. "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my closeup."
'Sunset Blvd.' (1950)

6. "Go ahead, make my day."
'Sudden Impact' (1983)

5. "Here's looking at you, kid."
'Casablanca (1942)

4. "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
'The Wizard of Oz' (1939)

3. "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."
'On the Waterfront' (1954)

2. "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
'The Godfather' 1972)

1. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
'Gone With the Wind' (1939)

Watch clips featuring some of AFI's top 50 quotes -- plus some other favorites.

With this morning's news of Corey Haim's death, fans are no doubt recalling the films that made him so popular in the 1980s. Many of us grew up watching him as the short, skinny kid in films like the genuinely sweet band-geek/football drama 'Lucas' and Steven King's werewolf thriller, 'Silver Bullet.'

And no one can forget his pairings with that similarly-named teen heartthrob, Corey Feldman. The dynamic duo all started with one of the most era-defining films of the decade, 'The Lost Boys.' Working together in 'Dream a Little Dream,' 'License to Drive,' and continuing on well into the '90s (not to mention a somewhat notorious reality show), its this cinematic pairing that's probably his greatest legacy.

Relive the '80s and the remember the pop culture impact the Two Coreys had on an era through our roundup of the best quotes from Corey Haim's movies.

'Lucas' Quotes (as Lucas)

Coach: "Hear me good, you p***ant! Because I'm only going to tell you one more time."
Lucas: "Don't you call me that! Don't you call me a p***ant you dumb f*****g jock!
Coach: "What'd you say?"
Lucas: "You heard me, pencil-brain! I mean, who are we kidding here, who is the p***ant? The second-rate coach of a third rate team or me?"

Lucas: " I guess everybody has their own idea of fun. Some people go to football games. Other people do less superficial things."
Maggie: "Look, just because you don't approve of something, doesn't mean other people don't have a right to enjoy it. You're in the band aren't you?"
Lucas: "Yeah?"
Maggie: "So?"
Lucas: "So?"
Maggie: "So the band goes to football games!"
Lucas: "We're totally different!"
Maggie: "Why?"
Lucas: "Because the band does not have fun there!"

Maggie: "Where are you going?"
Lucas: "To the dance."
Maggie: "By yourself?"
Lucas: "Hey, I'm a party animal."

'Silver Bullet' Quotes (as Marty Coslaw)

Jane: "In the make-believe stories a man becomes a werewolf only when the moon is full. Maybe somehow it's different. Maybe he's like this all the time. Only as the moon gets fuller..."
Marty: "The guy gets wolfier!"

'The Lost Boys' Quotes (as Sam Emerson)

"Death by stereo!"

Alan Frog: "First come, first staked.
Sam: "What was that? A little vampire humor? Well, it wasn't funny!"

Sam: "You're a vampire! I knew it!"
Michael: "I am not!"
Sam: "So what are you? The Flying Nun?"

"There's no TV! Have you seen a TV, Mike? I haven't seen a TV. Do you know what it means when there's no TV? - No MTV!"

"Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a g*****n, s***-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy!"

'Dream a Little Dream' Quotes (as Dinger)

"I should be at the dance. I was at the dance. Dancing perfectly. With a hot chick. She wanted me. I know she wanted me. Well every girl wants me. But instead I'm sitting out here freezing my a** off in some butt-ugly red Mustang."

Bobby: "Dinger! Dinger, wake up for a minute. I gotta talk to you, Buddy."
Dinger: "Bobby, I'm asleep. I'm fast asleep, Bobby. I'm dreaming. Apache women. Mai-taih's. Vannah White and a whip."
Bobby: "I'm in love."
Dinger: "That could be a problem."
Bobby: "I don't think you understand."
Dinger: "No, no, I do understand. I really do. Which hand is it this week pal?"

Bobby: "I'm flunking every grade in school."
Dinger: "Marvelous, so am I."
Bobby: "Penniless."
Dinger: "Gimme something better than that."
Bobby: "Okay, uh my parents don't even talk to me."
Dinger: "Yeah, well at least your mom didn't run over your leg in her Volvo, right? Mine did."

'License to Drive' Quotes (as Les Anderson)

"An innocent girl, a harmless drive. What could possibly go wrong?"

Les: "I don't care what you say to the man just get him to pull over."
Charles: "The man is a drunken lunatic don't you think this is a little bit dangerous?"
Les: "You're telling me about dangerous, Charles you want to know what's dangerous? Me going home and having to explain to my father that this piece of s**t is my Grandfather's Cadillac!"

If we missed any of your favorite Corey Haim movie quotes, share them below.

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When news broke that veteran actor Peter Graves died this past Sunday, fans of his long and storied career began to recall his many accomplishments.

Television fans will remember him best as the iconic Jim Phelps on the classic spy series 'Mission: Impossible.'

But on the movies side, perhaps his most enduring contribution is the part of Captain Clarence Oveur in the 1980 comedy classic 'Airplane!' Written and directed by Jim Abrahams and Jerry and David Zucker, the disaster-film parody about a flight crew that suffers food poisoning mid-flight achieved one of the biggest joke-to-minute ratios ever captured on film. Much of the film's success came from respected character actors like Graves, Lloyd Bridges and Leslie Nielsen and their ability to deliver the most absurd lines with the most deadpan delivery. The film even achieved the unthinkable of getting a great performance out of an athlete: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, who played Oveur's co-pilot.

For Graves in particular, it took immeasurable skill to get laughs out of his too-questionable relationship with young Joey.

Relive one of the most quotable comedies ever, with our collection of the best quotes from the film:

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Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

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Captain Oveur: Joey, did you ever hang around a gymnasium?

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Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

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Rumack: "Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

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Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clerance.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

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(on the phone with the Mayo Clinic)
Operator: Excuse me, Captain Oveur, but I have an emergency call on line 5 from a Mr. Hamm.
Captain Oveur: Alright, give me a Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo.

Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nah, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is (showing his nametag) "Roger Murdock." I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. Listen kid, I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Randy: There's been a little problem in the cockpit.
Ted: The cockpit? What is it?
Randy: It's a little room in the front of the plane, where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.

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We've always benefited from good visual aides when studying. And the High Definite has provided us with some excellent cinema study guides, thanks to their new collection, 8 Famous Movie Quotes in Graphic Form.

Perhaps inspired by the Village Voice's classic "graphical dissertation" of the famously simple rap song 'This Is Why I'm Hot,' the film quote graphs break down classic lines some of our younger readers may have heard before without actually seeing the movies they were born from.

To grow up hearing "I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am" without actually seeing 'On the Waterfront' may cause viewers to misunderstand the tragedy of Terry Malloy's life. With the help of a simple chart, you can finally get the proper context for the oft-repeated piece of dialogue.

You can check out all eight graphs over at The High Definite.

In the uproarious comedy 'Meet the Parents,' male nurse Gaylord 'Greg' Focker (Ben Stiller) is the trophy boy for disaster. Wanting to propose to Pam (Teri Polo), the woman of his dreams, Greg learns that it is customary to ask her father's permission. However the cards are already stacked against him because his girlfriend's dad, Jack Byrnes (Robert De Niro) is an ex-CIA agent with an unhealthy case of paranoia. Its only been one day and, already, Greg's attempts for approval seem destined for failure. A hilarious, unpredictable and nail biting romantic comedy that puts a whole new spin on the commonly uncomfortable act of "meeting the parents".

Here are a collection of the funniest quotes from 'Meet the Parents':

Greg Focker: "Oh, Lil' Kim... She's Phat... P-h Fat..."

Jack: "I'm just curious, did you pick the color of the car?"
Greg: "Uh no, the guy at the window did, why?"
Jack: "Well they say geniuses pick green."
Greg: "Oh."
Jack: "But you didn't pick it"

Jack: "I'm a realist. I understand it's the 21st century and you've probably had pre-marital relations with my daughter. But under our roof, it's my way or the Long Island expressway. Is that understood?"

Denny Byrnes (Jon Abrahams): "Were you just sniffing my boxers, dude?"

Jack: "All right, now look, Focker. I'm a patient man. That's what 19 months in a Vietnamese prison camp will do to you. But I will be watching you, studying your every move. And if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown."

Greg: "So what got you into carpentering?"
Kevin Rawley (Owen Wilson): "Carpentry? I guess I'd have to say Jesus. He was a carpenter and I just figured if you're gonna follow in someone's footsteps, who better than Christ?"

Jack: "Oh, geez, I just realized something."
Dina Byrnes (Blythe Danner): "What?"
Jack: "Pam's middle name."
Dina Byrnes: "Martha...Oh no."
Both: "Pamela Martha Focker."

Pam: "Greg Honey, how are you doing?"
Greg: "Oh great, considering I desecrated your Grandma's remains, found out you were engaged, and had your father ask me to milk him. At least back then he was still talking to me, so..."

Jack: "You tried to milk him, didn't you you sick son of a bitch?"

Jack: "Are you a pothead, Focker?"
Greg: "No, no, no, no, Jack. No, I'm... I'm not... I... I pass on grass all the time. I mean, not all the time."
Jack: "Yes or no?"
Greg: "No, um, yes, um..."

Pam: "What's the matter sweetie? Can't sleep?"
Greg: "No,no. I was just going over my answers to the polygraph test your dad just gave me."

Flight Attendant: "I can assure you that your bag will be placed safely below deck with the other luggage."
Greg: "Oh yeah? How do you know my bag will be safe below with the other luggage? Huh? Are you physically gonna take my bag beneath the plane? Are you gonna go with the guys with the earmuffs and put it in there?"

Greg: "What's wrong with saying "bomb" on an airplane?
Detective: "You can't say "bomb" on an airplane!"
Greg: "Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb! You gonna arrest me? During the war I was a BOMBadier!"
Detective: "You assaulted an airline employee and I oughta put you away for years!"

The hilarity continues in the sequel to 'Meet the Parents' as the loud and obnoxious Fockers meet the conventional Brynes for the first time in - 'Meet the Fockers'. Now Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) must try to keep a secret that threatens to dismantle his fiancé's father, Jack Byrnes (Robert De Niro). In addition, the conservative ex-CIA agent Jack Byrnes (Robert De Niro) and his wife Dina Byrnes (Blythe Danner) are forced to play nice with Greg's sex therapist mother Roz Focker (Barbara Streisand) and his outspoken father Bernie Focker (Dustin Hoffman).

Here are some of the funniest quotes from 'Meet the Fockers':

Pam: "This weekend is going to be fun, and your parents are great."
Greg: "They're great in small doses."

Bernie: "Dina, you and I will take on Jack and Roz. Come on Jack, it'll be fun. We'll swap wives."

Bernie: "Can you believe I fathered him with just one testicle? Imagine how he would have turned out if I had had two."

Jack: "I'm not so sure this wedding is such a good idea. I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers."

[after tackling Roz while playing football]
Bernie: "Remember the time in the park?"

Bernie: "Do you want me to be macho wacho?"
Greg: "Dad, have I ever said the words macho wacho to you?"

Greg: "Mom, I'm truly not comfortable having this conversation with you. I've been telling you that since I was eleven."

Roz: "I'm wondering why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest."

Roz: "You're avoiding confusion by strapping a boob on a man?"

Greg: "Look, Little Jack was crying so I picked him up and gave him some hugs. Then I went into the kitchen to answer the phone and when I came back, he had let himself out of the playpen, put on Scarface, and glued his hands to the rum bottle. Okay? That's it?"

Jack: "Ok we can play three on two, but we'll need someone to be official quarterback."
Bernie: "Gay goes both ways."
Jack: "Oh, I'll bet he does."

Pam: "No! After next month, I am going to be Pamela Martha Focker. I...I know how that sounds, but I don't care!"

Roz: "Yeah, and now it's up to 50 Fockers."
Jack: "50 Fockers. What could be better?"

Greg: "What's the sign for sour milk, 'cause this tastes a little...funky."
Jack: "That's because that's from Debbie's left breast, Greg."

Bernie: "You fockerized them!"
Roz: "Yeah!"
Bernie: "I'm gonna fockerize you!"

Bernie: "You're going down Byrnsie Boy! I'm gonna rearrange your bouquet!"

[holding up a card of a female nurse while Little Jack is laughing]
Jack: "Sorry Greg. It only comes in one gender."

Little Jack (Spencer Pickren): "Ass'ole!"
Greg: "No! Oh no, you don't wanna say that word, cause that's a bad word!"
Little Jack: "Ass'ole!"

Funny Clip from 'Meet the Fockers' - Little Jack

Here is our collection of the best quotes from 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid':

[Rodrick jumps out and shoves Greg's face into his armpit]
Rodrick: "Three days. No shower. Smell the love!"

In 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid,' based on the bestselling book by Jeff Kinney, Greg Heffley (Zachary Gordon) suffers through his first year of middle school. He knows he'll be rich and famous someday. For now, all he wants is to make it into the yearbook as a Class Favorite. But his older brother Rodrick (Devon Bostick), his "not middle-school-ready" best friend Rowley (Robert Capron), and his own self-centered choices keep knocking him down the popularity ladder. Eventually, even Rowley realizes that Greg isn't a very good friend. Can Greg learn to be a braver and more selfless person? Can he even survive middle school?

Here is our collection of the best quotes from 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid':

[Rodrick jumps out and shoves Greg's face into his armpit]
Rodrick: "Three days. No shower. Smell the love!"

Rodrick [to Greg]: "So, look: Mom asked me to give you some advice about middle school. It's real simple: don't talk to anyone, don't look at anyone, don't go anywhere, don't sit down, don't raise your hand, don't go to the bathroom, don't get noticed, don't choose the wrong locker, don't... Ahhh, who am I kidding? You'll be dead or homeschooled by the end of the year anyway."

[Greg reaches down to pick up a moldy piece of cheese on the ground]
Chirag Gupta (Karan Brar): "Stop! Good God, man! You almost got the cheesetouch!"
Greg: "The what?"
Chirag: "The cheesetouch. Nobody knows when, or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop. Nobody knew who it belonged to. Nobody touched it. Nobody threw it away. And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day..."

Rowley [asking about the school bathroom stalls]: "No doors?"
Greg: "None. I'm not poopin' until I'm in high school."

Greg [voiceover]: "Right now, I have to take abuse from these morons. But in twenty years, Quentin here will be workin' for me."
Grown-up Quentin (Peter New) [in voice of young Quentin (Cainan Wiebe)]: "Greg, please don't fire me. I really need my measly, pathetic job scooping your dog's poop."

Rowley: "My mom told me to just be myself, and people would like me."
Greg: "That would be good advice, if you were somebody else."

Headline of the school newspaper: "CHEERLEADER GAINS POUND"

[Rowley is wearing the same shirt and tie as Greg]
Rowley: "Ta-da!"
Greg: "I told you I was wearing this."
Rowley: "I know. I wanted to be matchers."

Greg [voiceover]: "The problem with Rowley is that he's not enough like me. I can't ditch him, 'cause he'd be lost without me. But maybe I can fix him. Because that's the kind of friend I am."

[Rowley shows up at Greg's door with lights and flags all over his Halloween costume]
Greg: "You're kidding me, right?"
Rowley: "Mom wanted me to be visible at night."
Greg: "From space?"

[Rodrick walks in dressed for a gig with his rock group, Loded Diper. He's wearing eyeliner.]
Rowley: "Wow. You're lucky. My mom doesn't let me play with makeup anymore."

Rowley [reading the dialogue of the cartoon he's drawn]: "Oops! I stepped in a puddle! At least it's not an acid puddle... Oyoyoy! It is an acid puddle!' 'Zoowee mama!"

Fregley (Grayson Russell): "I can't believe it-- Greg Heffley's in my room! [Talks to a stuffed, mounted rodent in the corner of the room:] Greg Heffley's in my room, Rebecca!"

Note from Fregley: "Dear Gregory, I'm very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here-- I put it on this paper so you can get me back."

Mrs. Norton (Belita Moreno): "All right, well, Greg, your voice is too high for any of the other male roles. Perhaps you could be a tree."

Susan Hefley (Rachael Harris): "How do you feel about having owned this type of magazine?"
Rodrick [pauses to think of the answer she wants to hear]: "... Ashamed."
[One of his bandmates says "Nice!"]
Susan: "Do you have anything you want to say to women for having owned this offensive magazine?"
Rodrick: "I'm sorry, women."
[His bandmates applaud]

Patty Ferrell (Laine MacNeill) [when Rowley and Greg are about to fight]: "Kick his butt, Rowley! It's easy!"

Angie Steadman (Chloe Grace Moretz): "One day middle school will end and become high school. And after that, it just becomes life. And all those things you think are important now won't be anymore."

In 'Hot Tub Time Machine,' three friends in their 40s -- Adam (John Cusack), Nick (Craig Robinson), and Lou (Rob Corddry) -- as well as Jacob (Clark Duke), the son of Adam's sister Kelly (Collette Wolfe), find themselves lonely and going nowhere in life. After Lou's suicide attempt, they go on a getaway to a ski resort they used to frequent as teenagers. After a night of drunken shenanigans in the hotel's hot tub, they wake up in 1986 and have to relive a weekend from their youth. Little do they know that every decision they make that weekend could change their entire future.

We watched the movie and found some of the funniest quotes for you. Here are the best 'Hot Tub Time Machine' quotes:

Adam: "If you don't like it, you can move back in with your mom."
Jacob: "No, I can't. Actually, she moved in her new boyfriend. I will not be anywhere near that."
Adam: "She moved in with him?"
Jacob: "Yeah, the taxidermist. The taxidermist is stuffing my mother."

Dr. Jeff (Geoff Gustafson) [asking Adam and Nick about Lou]: "You are his friends, right?"
[Awkward silence]
Nick: "It's like that friend who's an asshole, but he's our asshole."

Lou: "I didn't f***in' try and kill myself! If I wanted to kill myself, I'd f***in' kill myself. I'd be awesome at it. Shotgun to the dick."

Jacob: "For your information, I've had a lot of girlfriends. Hot ones."
Lou: "You have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones."

Jacob [scoping out the ski resort]: " I'm gonna make a prediction right now: One of us is gonna start writing a novel, and then we all get snowed in, and then Lou's gonna axe-murder all of us."

Lou [on phone to an escort service]: "I want an escort to escort our penises into her vagina."

Massive Cell Phone Guy (Jamie Switch) [passing the main characters, as they begin to suspect they're in the '80s]: "You're never gonna believe where I'm callin' you from, man. I'm on a mountain, on my phone!"

Adam [after a knock on the door]: "That's probably Ashton Kolchak right now, tellin' us we've been 'punk'd' or whatever."

[The main characters look at the hot tub.]
Jacob: "Do I really gotta be the asshole who says we got in this thing and went back in time?"
Nick: "It must be some kinda... hot tub time machine." [Looks directly into the camera]

[The main characters look in the mirror, where they appear as their younger selves.]
Adam [commenting on young Nick's haircut]: "You look like Kid 'n Play."
Nick: "That's actually two people."

Jacob: "Guys! This is scientifically possible."
Lou: "Oh, my god. Okay, Professor Hawking, tell me in your robot voice how this is scientifically possible."

Jacob: "All right, I write Stargate fan fiction, so I think I'm know what I'm talkin' about right now."

Lou: "I seriously almost passed out, you're such a dork."

Jacob [discussing "the butterfly effect"]: "... like, you step on a bug, and the f***in' Internet's never invented."
Lou: "Oh, then you have to talk to girls with your mouth."

Lou: "Hey, man, can I ask you a question? Does this seem like it's all about Adam again?"
Nick: "Yeah--just like Cincinnati."
Adam: "You're gonna bring that up?"
Lou: "We said we weren't gonna talk about Cincinnati ever, okay?"
Jacob: "Is this why you have that shoebox in your closet that says 'Cincinnati'?"
Adam: "Yeah."
Lou: "What?! That's f***in' admissible!"
Nick: "You keep it in the closet?!"
Adam: "What am I gonna f***in' do with it? You can't bury those things."
Nick: "You wrote 'Cincinnati' on it?!"
Adam: "How do I know which one it's supposed to be?!"
Jacob: " ... Is it a fetus?"

Jacob: "Holy shit-- you're wasted!"
Adam: "I've had, like, two wine kills, Captain Buzzcooler."

Nick [to Lou, regarding an oral sex bet]: "I don't like you takin' liberties with my dick."

Lou [shouting from a rooftop to the '80s teenagers below]: "Hey, John Lennon gets shot!...
[To himself:] Wait, did that happen yet?"

Lou: "Who took my f***in' shoe?!"
Jacob: "Blaine apparently beat your shoe off of you, which -- I don't even know how that could f***in' happen."

Kelly [to Lou]: "I love how much you hate you."

[Nick has just called his future wife on the phone in 1986 and screamed at her about an affair she will have in 2010.]
Adam: "Were you just yellin' at your nine-year-old wife?"
Nick: "...Yes."

Jacob: "Nobody f***s my mother in the past!"
Kelly: "I feel pregnant."
Lou: "You're welcome."

Lou: "I love you, Jacob!"
Jacob: "F*** you!"
Lou: "Little scamp. They say the damnedest things, man."

Lou: "Here's a question: Was it morally wrong for me to exploit my knowledge of the future for personal financial gain? Perhaps. Here's another question: Do I give a f***?"

Janet Jackson and Tyler Perry in Why Did I Get Married Too?

'Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too?' is centered around four couples who come together for their annual reunion.This time, it's a week-long sunny stay in the Bahamas to share news about their lives and marriages. But when one of the women's ex-husbands unexpectedly drops in during their getaway, each couple's marital issues come to the surface. With their perfect vacation plagued by awkwardness, unpleasantness and suspicion of infidelity, each of them is left asking themselves the same question - Why did I get married?

Here is a compilation of the best quotes from 'Why Did I Get Married Too?':

T.J. (Looks at parents): "What's a divorce?"
Dianne (Sharon Leal): "Who's taking that one?"
Terry (Tyler Perry) [Nervous]: "No. Mom? Mom?"
Harriet (Valarie Pettiford): "That's something you don't have to worry about, baby, because your mother and father are never gonna get one, okay?"
T.J.: "Okay."
Kenya: "It's when two married people break up because they hate each other. They split up their children, house and their money. They fight over everything, and whoever has the best lawyer wins."

[At the airport waiting for their flight]
Dianne: "We're gonna have a nice, relaxing week, alright? No fighting, just peace."
Angela (Tasha Smith): "I need some peace." [Pulls out pink flask].
Dianne: "I thought you stopped drinking?"
Angela: "Girl please, with that negro, huh, you better be glad I'm not on crack, okay! Let me have this drink!"
[Takes a long swig]

[Sheila (Jill Scott) and Patricia (Janet Jackson) greet Terry and Dianne when they arrive in the Bahamas]
Sheila: "How was your flight?"
Terry: (Releases a long sigh)
[Brief Silence]
Sheila: "What?"
Dianne: "We flew over here with Angela and Marcus (Michael Jai White)."
Terry: "Yes, we flew over the cuckoo's nest."

Marcus [talking about his wife, Angela]: "You know something, I think Angela's got a problem."
Gavin (Malik Yoba): "You think?"
Terry: "You just figured that out? You all should have seen her in the airport, man. I'm telling you, Troy, it was the most insane thing. It took us 45 minutes, oh no, two and a half hours, to let them know that she wasn't a terrorist."
Marcus: "But the fact is, she was a terrorist."

Terry: "A happy woman..."
Troy: "Makes a happy home."
Terry: "Happy home. That's right."
Marcus: "I wouldn't know anything about that."

Mike (Richard T. Jones): "What, you don't think Sheila misses me?"
Marcus: "No!"
Mike: "At all?"
Marcus: "Like, no. Not at all."

Gavin [to Mike in a female voice]: "Mike, Why you so sensitive? Sensitivvveeee!"

Patricia: "See, you just want to be in control of the relationship. But now that you feel that you don't have so much control, you're just taking all your frustrations out on the man, Angie."
Angela: "Pat, I am not trying to control this man. I don't wanna control him, I just want him to do what I say."

Angela: "Bartendeeerrr! Can I get a few shots over here??!!"

Troy [to Mike]: "Let me tell you something, man. I'm not the kind of cat that's gonna sit here and act like I like you, cause I don't. Matter of fact, I don't even like the fact that you're here. But since you are here, do yourself a favor-sit there, nurse your little fruit juice and leave me and mine the hell alone. Cool? Alright? Got that? Appreciate it."

Angela: "You know what, let me find out you messin' with some chick."
Marcus: "Look, I'm not talkin' to you about this anymore, because you're crazy."

Sheila: "Baby, the hardest thing in the world is to have a good man when you had a bad one."
Troy: "I think it's harder to have a good woman after she's had a bad man."

Sheila [to Mike]: "You are my past, and there ain't no future in it, okay?"

Angela [after an unexpected white powder covers her while on the beach]: "Did the voodoo king and queen drop chicken dust in my hair?"

Angela: "What the hell are you looking at?"
Man in Restaurant: "Is that you on Sport's Shuffle?"
Angela: "You know what, shuffle that food down your fat ass throat and leave me the hell alone, ok, and mind your business. Shuffle that."

Angela [to Sheila]: "What is this, an intervention?"

Terry: "Fourteen years you've been with this woman. There's gotta be something in them 14 years, somewhere, that's worth fighting for. This is not cool."
Gavin: "You can only fight with a person when they're willing to get in the ring with you. She doesn't love me anymore."

We all know someone who's a walking catchphrase waiting to happen; they relish that moment when they can slip in to a conversation their favorite over-used movie catchphrases. The interesting thing is that most people use the same ones, over and over again. So what are they? We've compiled the 10 most over-used movie catchphrases, and hopefully, none of them will make you cringe.

10. "You had me at hello." ('Jerry Maguire')
As the tears build up, Renée Zellweger tells Tom Cruise to "just shut up, shut up." No, she's not angry with him. Rather, she takes a gasp and says, "You had me at hello ... you had me at hello."

Make fun of it all you want, but you know you choked up the first time you saw it!

9. "I'm the king of the world!" ('Titanic')
With dolphins jumping and beautiful blue, sunny skies, Leonardo DiCaprio stands at the bow of the Titanic, throws his hands in the air and yells, "I'm the king of the world!"

We all know know you've tried this out, don't even try to fool us.

8. "Say hello to my little friend!" ('Scarface')
Al Pacino clutches his M16A1, takes his stance and calmly shouts, "Okay, you wanna play rough? Okay ... Say hello to my little friend!" The best part about this catchphrase is that Pacino finishes the famous line the way he started it -- after he blows the doors to smithereens, he yells again, "Okay, you wanna play rough? Okay."

How many times have you heard this phrase used with an array of different accents? If you're a guy, you've mimicked the scene with any object that could pass for a weapon. I'm sure you're guilty.

7. "Run Forrest, run!" ('Forrest Gump')
As little Forrest gets pummeled by rocks being thrown at him by bullies on bikes, Jenny pushes the gimpy Forrest ahead and yells, "Run Forest, run!" Not only do the braces break off and Forrest can move his legs, but we find out that he is one fast little white boy.

If you've ever been running or seen someone run, there's a good chance you've uttered this phrase on more than one occasion.

6. "Show me the money!" ('Jerry Maguire')
Rod Tidwell (Cuba Gooding Jr.) tells Jerry (Tom Cruise) on the phone that he has something very important and personal that he needs Jerry to do for him. "Are you ready Jerry," asks Rod, "Show me the money." This spurs on a minute worth of "Show me the money" screaming while Rod dances in his kitchen.

See for yourself. Show me the clip!

5. "You can't handle the truth!" ('A Few Good Men')
With Col. Nathan R. Jessep (Jack Nicholson) on the witness stand, Lt. Daniel Kaffee (Tom Cruise) wants answers. He also wants the truth, but according to Jack Nicholson, "You can't handle the truth!"

Depending on the scenario and the generation, this phrase could be a lot higher on our list. But really, you just couldn't handle that.

4. "May the force be with you." ('Star Wars')
A catchphrase that has been used throughout the 'Star Wars' saga, first said by Han Solo to Luke Skywalker in Episode IV. Believe it or not, this catchphrase hasn't only been said by 'Star Wars' junkies.

Take a look at this catchphrase used between Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker ... and may the force be with you.

3. "Houston, we have a problem." ('Apollo 13')
Astronaut Jim Lovell (Tom Hanks) makes a memorable performance and catchphrase in Apollo 13. When things go wrong, Tom Hanks utters, "Houston, we have a problem."

2. "... Bond. James Bond." (James Bond)
Does this really even need an explanation? For all the James Bond fans out there, this catchphrase is a part of your vocabulary. When you hear this phrase, the person is most likely making a fake gun using their pointer finger and thumb.

There can't be a better way to end a movie than with the phrase, "The name's Bond. James Bond." Check it out in this clip from Casino Royal.

1. "I'll be back." ('The Terminator')
The beauty of this catchphrase is that, well, it's said by Arnold Schwarzenegger. No one can recreate his voice, and therefore, the number of horrendous impersonations has probably led you to grimace every time you hear it. As much as you're sick of it, you can't argue with the fact that it's the No. 1 over-used catchphrase.

Now, if only we could go back in time and make a bet on The Terminator becoming a governor someday ...

Aaron Socci is a contributor from Seed.com.

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'Death at a Funeral' remake, Aaron (Chris Rock) and Ryan's (Martin Lawrence) father is dead. Aaron, the dutiful son, has taken care of his parents for the past five years. Though he lives in his parent's home, his income as a tax accountant is supporting them. Ryan, nine months younger, is a celebrated author. As the family gathers for the funeral ceremony, the brothers learn their father had a gay lover and the drama begins.

This remake has an all-star cast and features over-the-top comedy situations. Appearances by Danny Glover (Uncle Russell), Columbus Short (Jeff), Peter Dinklage (Frank), Loretta Devine (Cynthia), Tracy Morgan (Norman), James Marsden (Oscar), and Luke Wilson (Derek) make 'Death at a Funeral' truly entertaining.

Read the best quotes from 'Death at a Funeral' after the jump.

In the 'Death at a Funeral' remake, Aaron (Chris Rock) and Ryan's (Martin Lawrence) father is dead. Aaron, the dutiful son, has taken care of his parents for the past five years. Though he lives in his parent's home, his income as a tax accountant is supporting them. Ryan, nine months younger, is a celebrated author. As the family gathers for the funeral ceremony, the brothers learn their father had a gay lover and the drama begins.

This remake has an all-star cast and features over-the-top comedy situations. Appearances by Danny Glover (Uncle Russell), Columbus Short (Jeff), Peter Dinklage (Frank), Loretta Devine (Cynthia), Tracy Morgan (Norman), James Marsden (Oscar), and Luke Wilson (Derek) make 'Death at a Funeral' truly entertaining.

Here are the best quotes from 'Death at a Funeral':

Aaron: "Brian, who's this?"
Brian (Kevin Hart): " I asked myself that when my father passed."
Aaron: "Who's this in the coffin, cause that's not my father!"
Brian: "This almost never happens."
Aaron: "You've got Jackie Chan in here...This is not Burger King. You can't just mess up my order!"

Norman: "When it's my funeral, I want people to be celebrating. Like it's Anna Nicole Smith or Richard Nixon, somebody big.
Derek: "The stock market should crash, factories shut down, girls crying in the streets..."

[Norman complains about Derek lighting up a little cigar]
Derek: "You used to smoke."
Norman: "I used to piss my pants, and then I stopped."

[Derek and Norman are discussing a strange rash on Norman's hand]
Derek: "Condoms are your first line of defense...Thats not a rash, man. I don't know, but it's very splotchy!"

[Michelle and Aaron discuss how he will deliver the eulogy]
Michelle (Regina Hall): "You're the oldest."
Aaron: "So the only reason I should do it is because I'm old."

[Michelle wants to have sex because she is ovulating]
Michelle: "I'm 37 years old...I'm trying..."
Aaron: "You're gonna have to switch that cycle down to low for now. For now! Can we find the body first?"

[The mortician returns with Aaron's father's corpse]
Brian: "We found him. We want everything to be in perfect order..."
Aaron: "You got the keys, got the BlackBerry? Cause once we bury him, we're not gonna dig him back up so you can tweet!"

[Norman on the phone] Norman: "I'm just saying everybody knows that the Colonel stole that recipe for fried chicken from a slave named Jubilaya...now I'll give him the credit for the cole slaw but that's it!

[Aaron's mother is expressing grief about her dead husband and is dismissive about the couple's (Michelle and Aaron) ability to conceive a grandchild]
Michelle: "I'm trying...we are trying!"
Cynthia: "I know what you are trying to do, Michelle, but it doesn't seem to be working! Take your hand off my husband's coffin. You are leavin' a smudge!"

[Elaine, a relation who's bringing her white fiance' (Oscar) to the funeral, wants to calm him down]
Elaine: "It'll calm you down. I used to take it all the time. Open wide, there you go..."
[She has unknowingly just given him a dose of a super-hallucinogenic drug found with her brother's belongings, labeled as valium]

Cynthia (Ryan's mother): "You always know exactly what to say"
Ryan: "I had to buy the seat next to me, I just can't do the small talk any more...and while I'm sitting there up in first class, watching all the broke people eyeballin' me cause I'm snackin' on warm nuts...there was tons of turbulence, but I guess that's the thing about flying first class. No matter how much you pay, if the plane crashes you're still end up dead."
(Mother runs off crying)
Aaron: "You know just what to say!"

[Aaron, to Ryan, about why Ryan can't help pay for the funeral and expenses]
Aaron : "You just bought a first class ticket for your toothbrush! Let's discuss this (the money) right now!"
Ryan: " ...I'm grievin'"

[Norman parking in front of Aaron's house at the funeral]
Norman: "Elaine, I was gonna park there!"
Elaine (Zoe Saldana): "Norman, are you family?"
Norman: "No, but I'm like family!"
Elaine: "There's no such thing!"

Oscar: "I've never been greener!"

Aaron: "What am I? A damn credit union?"

[On meeting Ryan]
Reverend Davis (Keith David): "You know, I gotta tell you. I squeezed this job in because I really wanted to meet you...I loved readin' Mama's Secret!"

[Ryan notices a young family friend named Martina]
Aaron: She's in 12th grade...
Ryan: She may be in 12th grade but that ass is in grad school!...I'm gonna go talk to her, it's only neighborly...
Aaron: Yeah, go ask her if she needs a juice box or somethin!

[Michelle tries to seduce Aaron by telling him she isn't wearing underwear]
Aaron: "Put some panties on before you touch the food! Big ones!'

[Duncan to Aaron]
Duncan (Ron Glass): "Some people write checks...Other people write books."

[Aaron to Ryan]
Aaron: "Let me get this straight. Our dad was bro-mantically involved with a guy that could fit in his pocket, and you're mad because he's white?!"

Donna Rodgers is a contributor from Seed.com.

'Blades of Glory' is a comedy about two rival male figure skaters, who are banned from the sport after getting into a highly publicized fight at the World Championships. However, the star figure skaters Chazz Michael Michaels (Will Ferrell) and Jimmy MacElroy (Jon Heder) discover a loophole that will allow them to compete in the pairs figure skating category.The two athletes decide to put their differences aside to attempt a historical comeback. In this hilarious movie these two comedic heavy weights, Ferrell and Heder, deliver some of the most funniest quotes to date.

Here are the most memorable quotes from 'Blades of Glory':

Chazz: "I dont share sh*t. The night is a dark time for me."
Jimmy: "Its dark for everyone moron."
Chazz: "Not for Alaskans or dudes with night vision goggles."

Jimmy: "Get out of my face"
Chazz: "I'll get inside your face."

Chazz: "I cant do the lotus with a shattered ankle. Im just a man for God's sake!"
JImmy: I'll do it."
Chazz: I swear to God if you cut my head off."

Jimmy: "I'm gonna be sick. You smell like after shave and taco meat."
Chazz: "Yes I do now scoot over."

Jimmy: "I see you got fat."
Chazz: "I see you still look like a 15 year old girl but not hot."

Chazz: "This ends tonight!"
Jimmy: Its day time you douche!"

Jimmy: "Do you mind ? I'm trying to eat here."
Chazz: "Just thought you'd like to see what a skater's body really looks like."

Chazz: "Are you challenging me princess?"
JImmy: "I'm not inviting you to the skating federation's annual Christmas party."

Chazz: "I hope you brought your silver polish MacElroy, because that was gold."
Jimmy: "That was disgusting."

Jimmy: " Where are you going?"
Chazz: "Sex addicts meeting. Turning weakness in to strength."

Jimmy: "How's that for forbidden love?"
Chazz: "I don't know, but I'd like to find out."

Jimmy: "You sex demon! You sex fiend!"
Chazz: "No, its not what it looks like."

Jimmy: "That's Michelle Kwan? You tapped that?"
Chazz: "Sure did. But perfection can drive a woman mad. She was ready to hang up her skates, settle down, and pump out a couple of little Chazzlings. I couldn't let her do it. Not the way I roll."

Jimmy: "I'm not the girl, I'm stronger."
Chazz: "I'm stronger and I dont have a vagina."

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Billionaire Tony Stark returns in 'Iron Man 2' to face a dangerous new enemy (and his own personal demons), while the consequences of his new superhero persona spin his life out of control. The movie follows the tried-and-true Hollywood blockbuster formula to the letter, complete with elaborate fight sequences, eye-popping bombshells and breathtaking pyrotechnics. And like any good movie in a promising franchise, the sequel delivers lines teenage boys are sure to be quoting all summer long (no matter how much we'd like them to stop).

Here are 20 of 'Iron Man 2's' most memorable lines.

Here are 20 of 'Iron Man 2's most memorable lines.

Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) [to Senate Armed Services Committee]: "To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude. Or prostitution, depending on what state you're in..."

[Laughter from the Senate gallery]
Senator Stern: "Look, I'm no expert."
Tony Stark: "In prostitution? Of course not, you're a senator."

Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) [To a drunken Stark, wearing his Iron Man suit inside a giant donut sign]: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to exit the donut."

Ivan Vanko/ Whiplash (Mickey Rourke): "If you can make God bleed, then people will cease to believe in him ... All I have to do is sit here and watch, as the world will consume you."
Tony Stark: "Where will you watch the world consume me from? That's right -- a prison cell! I'll send you a bar of soap."

Happy Hogan (Jon Favreau) [seeing Marvel creator Stan Lee approach, whispers to Stark]: "Larry King."
Tony Stark [to Stan Lee]: "Larry!"

Justin Hammer (Sam Rockwell): "I'd love to leave my door unlocked when I leave the house, but this ain't Canada!"

Man in Crowd [to Stark at opening of Stark Expo]: "Blow something up!"
Tony Stark: "Blow something up? I already did that."

Lt Col Rhodes (Don Cheadle) [catching Stark and Pepper Potts smooching]: "You guys look like two seals fighting over a grape."

Tony Stark [to Senate Armed Services Committee]: "You want my property? You can't have it. But I did you big a favor. I have successfully privatized world peace!"

'JARVIS' the Computer (Paul Bettany) [to Stark, after pulling up YouTube footage of Tony at Senate hearing]: "May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, Sir."

Tony Stark [to assembled guests at his birthday party]: "You know, the question I get asked most often is, 'Tony, how do you go to the bathroom in your suit?' [Pauses, making relieved face] Just like that."

Justin Hammer [describing high-tech missile]: "If it were any smarter, it'd write a book. A book that would make 'Ulysses' look like it was written in crayon ... It's completely elegant, it's bafflingly beautiful, and it's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it 'The Ex-Wife.'"

Natalie Rushman (Scarlett Johansson) [handing Stark a martini]: "Is that dirty enough for you?"

Tony Stark [to Nick Fury]: "I already told you I don't want to join your super secret boy band."

Agent Coulson [to Tony Stark]: "If you attempt to leave or play games I will tase you and watch 'SuperNanny' while you drool on the carpet."

Iron Man [to Lt Col Rhodes in an Iron Man suit]: "You wanna be a war machine?! Take your shot!"

Howard Stark (John Slattery) [in 1974 video reel left for Tony]:" What is, and always will be, my greatest creation, is you."

Justin Hammer [to Lt. Col Rhodes]: "You're looking at a ... 40 millimeter grenade launcher -- tear gas, smoke: Hippie control."

Tony Stark: "If it's one thing I've proven, it's that you can count on me to pleasure myself."

Nick Fury [wearing his eye patch]: "Tony, remember, I got my eye on you."

Tony Stark: "I am Iron Man."

Enjoy a clip from 'Iron Man 2' below:

In the latest retelling of the classic Robin Hood tale, director Ridley Scott takes the literary adventure and mixes it with heart-pounding war sequences to create an action-pack prequel to the commonly told folk story. Russell Crowe plays the role of a common archer named Robin Longstride who, through a series of unexpected requests and good deeds, agrees to take on the name and livelihood of Sir Robert Loxley in order to save Maid Marion Loxley's (Cate Banchett) farm. It takes fighting with Prince John (Oscar Issac), the French army and finally an ultimate betrayal to push "Robin of the Hood" into the woods to play the role of the beloved outlaw.

King Phillip: "Even dying animals can be obstinate."

Robin Hood: "My father abandoned me to the world of men when I was six years old. I know little of the love between father and son."

Robin Hood: "There is no difference between a knight and any other man aside from what he wears."

Robin Hood: "Fate has smiled at us at last. I for one will not turn my back on her."

Maid Marion (Cate Blanchett): "I like a quiet church when I pray Father, for a miracle."

Father Tancred (Simon McBurney): "You keep bees Tuck?"

Friar Tuck (Mark Addy): "I keep them and they keep me."

The Sword Hilt: "Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions."

Robin Hood: "I will not repay our good luck with bad grace. It invites darkness."

Friar Tuck: "Why do they call you Little John?"
Little John (Kevin Durand) : "What are you getting at? I'm proportionate!"

Maid Marion: "Well are you coming or not?"
Robin Hood: "Ask me nicely."
Maid Marion: "Please, dear husband, will you share my chamber?"

Maid Marion: "I sleep with a dagger. If you so move to touch me, I will serve your manhood."

Maid Marion: "I've always wondered at the private conversations of men."

Robin Hood: "If its illegal for a man to fend for himself, how can he be a man of his own right?"

Robin Hood: "Lady Loxley is my wife."
Will Scarlet (Scott Grimes) : "Well played!"

Friar Tuck: "The Lord taketh..."
Robin Hood: "And we shall give it back!"

Maid Marion: "How did you find the seed?"
Robin Hood: "If you have to ask, its not a gift."

Robin Hood: "A good knight."
Maid Marion: "Yes, short but sweet."
Robin Hood: "No, I meant a knight in arms..."

Robin Hood: "If you're trying to build for the future, you must build it's foundation strong."

Robin Hood: "In tyranny lies only failure. Empower every man and you will gain strength."

Prince John: "So what would you have, a castle for every man?"
Robin Hood: "Every Englishman's home is his castle."

William Marshall (William Hurt) : "We go to war."
Prince John (Oscar Isaac): "This is my first time. I shall lead!"

Ending Credits: "And so the legend begins."

'MacGruber' is a feature-length film based on the 'Saturday Night Live' sketches parodying the classic sitcom 'MacGyver' from the 1980s. Starring many 'SNL' stars and alumni, the storyline focuses on a war hero who has been living in South America for the past 10 years after his wife was killed on their wedding day. When a nuclear bomb is stolen by his arch-nemesis, the American government asks him to lead the mission to destroy it. MacGruber (Will Forte) assembles his elite team with Vicki St. Elmo (Kristen Wiig) and Lt. Dixon Piper (Ryan Phillipe) to fight Dieter von Cunth (Val Kilmer) and his mercenaries.

Here are a collection of the best and funniest quotes from the 'MacGruber' movie.

'MacGruber' is a feature-length film based on the 'Saturday Night Live' sketches parodying the classic sitcom 'MacGyver' from the 1980s. Starring many 'SNL' stars and alumni, the storyline focuses on a war hero who has been living in South America for the past 10 years after his wife was killed on their wedding day. When a nuclear bomb is stolen by his arch-nemesis, the American government asks him to lead the mission to destroy it. MacGruber (Will Forte) assembles his elite team with Vicki St. Elmo (Kristen Wiig) and Lt. Dixon Piper (Ryan Phillippe) to fight Dieter von Cunth (Val Kilmer) and his mercenaries.

Here are a collection of the best and funniest quotes from the 'MacGruber' movie.

Vicki: "Screw you, Cunth!"
Cunth: "Is that an invitation?"
Vicki: "Eww...no."

Tank: "Ahh penis jokes."
MacGruber: "I love sayin' 'em."
Tank: "I love hearin' 'em."
MacGruber: "That's why I say them."
Tank: "That's why I listen."

MacGruber: "I just left an upper-decker in the master bathroom."
Vicki: "What's an upper-decker?"
MacGruber: "Its where you take a shit in the water tank instead of the bowl. Ah, you look lovely."
Cunth: "Thanks for the upper-decker you left me, MacGruber."

Piper: "How did you know I was wearing a bullet-proof vest?"
MacGruber: "You're wearing a bullet-proof vest?!"

Piper: "No way! You just used me as a human shield!"
MacGruber: "You're taking that out of context. I did not use you as a human shield."
Vicki: "Ya kinda did."

MacGruber: "Claaaassic MacGruber..."

Vicki: "I..I peed my jeans."

MacGruber: "Don't worry this is just like Nicaragua."
Vicki: "I got shot in Nicaragua!"
MacGruber: "This is nothing like NIcaragua."

MacGruber: "Don't worry, we're only 7 blocks away, so if anything goes down...."
Vicki: "7 blocks???"
MacGruber: "Okay, you got me on that one. 20 blocks."
Vicki: "There wasn't anything closer?!"
MacGruber: "Nope."
Piper: "There were tons of spots closer."
MacGruber: "Yeah, WITH METERS!"

Vicki: "I'm a virgin."
MacGruber: "Not for long."

MacGruber [during sex with Vicki]: "I'm gonna fill you up."
Vicki: "Yeah, I'm gonna fill you up. I'm gonna fill you up!"
MacGruber: "What? No. Let me do the talking."

MacGruber: "You're companion is a very beautiful young woman."
Cunth: "Thank you."
MacGruber: "I hope you enjoy being date raped, ma'am."
Cunth: "This is my daughter."

MacGruber: "If ripping throats gets that warhead back, I'll suck as many d**ks as I've go--I'll rip as many throats as I have to!"

Piper: "But why would he want to kill your wife?"
MacGruber: "I have no idea. We actually all went to college together..."

Are movie audiences ready for MacGruber? Watch the trailer and see for yourself.

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No subject that was off limits for the four women in the groundbreaking and honest 'Sex and the City' TV series. The hit show celebrated women's choices -- whether in regard to careers, motherhood, sex, relationships or, most importantly friendship. Thus fans were ecstatic when the Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Miranda(Cynthia Nixon), Samantha (Kim Cattrall) and Charlotte (Kristin Davis) made the jump from television to the big screen in 'Sex and the City' the movie.

Here are the most memorable movie quotes from 'Sex and the City'

Carrie: "Year after year single ladies come to New York to look for the two L's. Labels and love."

Big (Chris Noth): "Aren't I a little old to be introduced as your boyfriend?"
Carrie: "Point taken. From now on you'll be my man friend."
Big: "That sounds like a dog."
Carrie: "Well if the shoe fits."

Carrie: "What makes you think something bad is gonna happen?"
Charlotte: "Because! Nobody gets everything they want! Look at you, look at Miranda. You're good people and you two both got shafted. I'm so happy and...something bad is going to happen."
Carrie: "Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. I think you're done."

Carrie: "I want you to be my maid of honor. How do you feel about that?"
Samantha: "The same way you feel about Botox. Its painful and unnecessary."

Samantha: "So here is to the groom. A man who finally got 'Carried' away."

Carrie: "We were perfectly happy before we decided to live happily ever after."

Samantha: "Jesus honey, wax much?"
Miranda: "What? I didn't know I would be wearing a bathing suit."
Charlotte: "What are you talking about?"
Miranda: "I forgot to wax, I have had other things on my mind."
Samantha: "I could be on death row and not have that situation."
Miranda: "You two are crazy to get married. Marriage ruins everything."

Samantha: "The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you. Trust me, I have done the leg work."

Miranda: "What have you been eating?"
Samantha: "Everything except Dante's dick."

Samantha [calling Carrie on Valentines Day]: "Just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod."

Carrie: "I let the wedding get bigger than Big."

Samantha: " I'm gonna say the one thing you aren't supposed to say. I love you...but I love me more. I've been in a relationship with myself for 49 years and that's the one I need to work on."

Carrie: "Some love stories aren't epic novels, some are short stories. But, that doesn't make them any less filled with love."

Miranda: "The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten."
Carrie: "Oh you just said a mouthful there sister."

Related: Best 'Sex and the City 2' Movie Quotes

After two years and much anticipation, our four favorite ladies, Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Miranda (Cynthia Nixon), Samantha (Kim Cattrall) and Charlotte (Kristin Davis) are back to what they do best -- drinks, cocktails, and lots of laughs. In 'Sex and the City 2', the girls take a short break from New York City to explore the luxurious and exotic landscape of Abu Dhabi. High fashion and hilarity ensue in this second installment of the popular franchise.

Here are the most memorable movie quotes from 'Sex and the City 2':
After two years and much anticipation, our four favorite ladies, Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Miranda (Cynthia Nixon), Samantha (Kim Cattrall) and Charlotte (Kristin Davis) are back to what they do best -- drinks, cocktails, and lots of laughs. In 'Sex and the City 2', the girls take a short break from New York City to explore the luxurious and exotic landscape of Abu Dhabi. High fashion and hilarity ensue in this second installment of the popular franchise.

Here are the most memorable movie quotes from 'Sex and the City 2':

Miranda: "You brought a dog to a wedding?"
Samantha: "Well it's a gay wedding, what's one more little b*tch?"

Guest at wedding: "What have you had done?"
Samantha: "Nothing, I am all natural!"
Guest: "Seriously, I need names."

Samantha [on the phone with Smith]: "Honey, I have to go I am pulling up my panties to get to a lunch date."

Charlotte: "So it's okay to cheat because you are gay?"
Anthony (Mario Cantone): "No, because I am Italian."

Charlotte: "How are you going to swallow all of those?"
Samantha: "Have we met?"

Samantha: "There should be a law against hiring a nanny that hot."
Carrie: "Yeah, the Jude Law."

Carrie: "It's become all about the couch and the take-out."
Stanford (Willie Garson): "Count your blessings. Remember when you couldn't even get him to sleep over?"

Charlotte: "So your going to the premiere with Smith as friends?"
Samantha: "Yes, but I may throw him a f*ck if I like the movie."

Sales Woman: "Isn't this dress a little young for you?"
Samantha: "Well I don't know, how old do you think I am? (pause) Well I am fifty f***ing two and I am going to rock this dress."

Carrie: "Is this because I am a b*tch wife who nags you?"

Big (Chris Noth): "We are adults without children, we can design our lives the way we want."

Carrie: "So you're telling me that you want two days off a week from me?"
Big: "You know so that I can watch TV, do all of the sh*t that bugs you."

Carrie: "I am digging the sequins on the new house wife of Abu Dhabi."

Samantha: "With the jet lag and no hormones, who knows what kind of mood swings I am capable of?"

Charlotte: "How do you tip in Abu Dhabi?"
Carrie: "I don't know, do you have any loose rubies?"

Samantha: "It's official. The estrogen has left the building."

Carrie: "You're going to be fine for a week without your hormones."
Samantha: "Tell that to the beard I will be growing."

Charlotte: "How do the moms who have no help do it?"
Miranda: "I have no f***ing idea."

Carrie [to Charlotte]: "You have an actual camel camel toe."

Samantha: "I think I'm having a hot flash."
Carrie: "You're on a camel in the middle of the Arabian desert. If you're not having a hot flash, you're dead.

Samantha: "We made a deal ages ago. Men, babies, doesn't matter. We are soul mates."

Miranda: "Being a mother kicks your ass."

Samantha: "We have an hour to pack and get the f**k out of Abu Dhabi."

Charlotte: "My first thought when I heard Samantha say Harry might cheat on me with Erin was, "Oh my god, I can't lose the nanny!""

Carrie: "The moment I kissed Aiden I realized the person I used to be. A crazy person running around the streets of New York City trying to get Big to love me back."

Carrie: "Why did you pick black?"
Big: "Because you're not like other women."
Carrie: "I thought you were going to say because it was the color of my soul."

Enjoy a behind-the-scenes 'Sex and the City 2' interview from Sarah Jessica Parker and Chris Noth.

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