The corniest concoctions of cinema dialogue ever created.
The corniest concoctions of cinema dialogue ever created.
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The Top 10 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time
The corniest concoctions of cinema dialogue ever created.
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Can You Match These 'Harry Potter' Quotes to the Characters Who Said Them?
Any Hogwarts aficionado can insert random Harry Potter quotes into everyday conversation -- You're a wizard, Harry! -- but it takes a very special kind of fan to match pivotal phrases from the movies to the characters who said them.
So your challenge, Harry Potter fans, is to do just that: match up these 12 Harry Potter quotes to the wizarding world's finest.
So your challenge, Harry Potter fans, is to do just that: match up these 12 Harry Potter quotes to the wizarding world's finest.
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The 30 Most Iconic Movie Catchphrases of All Time
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Sometimes a movie comes along and gives the world a miraculous gift: a catchphrase to repeat over and over and over again. Even if you haven't seen any of these movies, there's still a high possibility that you've heard these quotes from a friend, a parent, the guy that makes your coffee, or even in another movie.
Here are the 30 most iconic movie catchphrases of all time.
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Sometimes a movie comes along and gives the world a miraculous gift: a catchphrase to repeat over and over and over again. Even if you haven't seen any of these movies, there's still a high possibility that you've heard these quotes from a friend, a parent, the guy that makes your coffee, or even in another movie.
Here are the 30 most iconic movie catchphrases of all time.
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13 'Clueless' Quotes You Need to Be Using in Everyday Conversation
We are, like, totally bugging that it's been 20 years since "Clueless" first hit the theaters back in 1995.Even though it's been a while since the movie came out, there are still quotes that would fit right into your everyday jargon. So your assignment for the week (and the rest of your life) is to fit as many of these lines into every conversation possible. Be the best Cher Horowitz you can possibly be!
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20 Times 'Clueless' Was the Best Movie of 1995
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Whatever. As if! Full-on Monet. Virgins who can't drive. These are all gifts bestowed upon the world from 1995's gem of a movie, "Clueless," a comedy many -- if not all -- children of the '90s can quote on command. This week marks the cinematic achievement's 20th anniversary (July 19, 1995), and what better way to celebrate Amy Heckerling's Jane Austin-meet-Beverly Hills masterpiece than with a journey through its best quotes, zingers, comebacks, one-liners, and unforgettable moments. So sit back, relax, and roll with the homies.![clueless quote "would you call me selfish"]()
Whatever. As if! Full-on Monet. Virgins who can't drive. These are all gifts bestowed upon the world from 1995's gem of a movie, "Clueless," a comedy many -- if not all -- children of the '90s can quote on command. This week marks the cinematic achievement's 20th anniversary (July 19, 1995), and what better way to celebrate Amy Heckerling's Jane Austin-meet-Beverly Hills masterpiece than with a journey through its best quotes, zingers, comebacks, one-liners, and unforgettable moments. So sit back, relax, and roll with the homies.
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Robin Williams's 9 Most Unforgettable 'Dead Poets Society' Moments
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If we had to pick just one endlessly quotable Robin Williams movie, it would have to be "Dead Poets Society." The 1989 classic -- centered on a group of all-male, buttoned-up prep school students and their radical new English teacher (Williams) -- is filled to the brim with life-affirming gems and inspirational quotes, and features Williams at his irreverent best.
So, in celebration of a man who did, indeed, seize the day and make his life extraordinary, let's take a look back at some of the late Oscar-winning actor's most stirring and enlightening "Dead Poets Society" moments.![dead poets society quotes]()
If we had to pick just one endlessly quotable Robin Williams movie, it would have to be "Dead Poets Society." The 1989 classic -- centered on a group of all-male, buttoned-up prep school students and their radical new English teacher (Williams) -- is filled to the brim with life-affirming gems and inspirational quotes, and features Williams at his irreverent best.
So, in celebration of a man who did, indeed, seize the day and make his life extraordinary, let's take a look back at some of the late Oscar-winning actor's most stirring and enlightening "Dead Poets Society" moments.
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Quiz: YA Movie Quote or Taylor Swift Lyric?
In recent years we've seen a slew of YA book adaptations hit the big screen, and several of them are actually pretty damn good. In that same time period we've also been #blessed with some of the catchiest pop songs ever, thanks to Taylor Swift and her sick beats.To pay tribute to our love of YA movies and Queen Tay, we put together a quote vs. lyric quiz suitable only for true fans. Can you tell the difference between the two? Now's your chance to prove it: guess if these lines are Tay-Tay or YA.
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13 Times 'Dirty Dancing' Was the Best Movie of 1987
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What would the world be without "Dirty Dancing"? A horrible, wonder-less, impossibly unromantic place, probably.
There's an endlessly memorable array of reasons to love the Patrick Swayze / Jennifer Grey 1987 classic, which more than likely had a positive -- if not profound -- impact on your childhood and/or adolescence. So let's revisit the Catskills and take a tour of some of the movie's most iconic quotes, dancing-est moments, and downright unforgettable looks of longing. Just remember not to put Baby in a corner; Johnny Castle hates that.
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What would the world be without "Dirty Dancing"? A horrible, wonder-less, impossibly unromantic place, probably.
There's an endlessly memorable array of reasons to love the Patrick Swayze / Jennifer Grey 1987 classic, which more than likely had a positive -- if not profound -- impact on your childhood and/or adolescence. So let's revisit the Catskills and take a tour of some of the movie's most iconic quotes, dancing-est moments, and downright unforgettable looks of longing. Just remember not to put Baby in a corner; Johnny Castle hates that.
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Quiz: YA Movie Quote or Taylor Swift Lyric?
It seems that somehow YA novels-turned-movies taking over the world and the reign of Taylor Swift go hand in hand. She's even done a song for one of them: "The Hunger Games."To celebrate our love of both, we put together a quiz to test even the truest fans. Think you can tell the difference between a YA movie quote and a Taylor Swift song lyric? Prove it with our quiz below!
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Quiz: Match the Quote to the Samuel L. Jackson Movie
How well do you know the films of the great Samuel L. Jackson? Quiz yourself by matching the quote to the movie he appeared in.↧
Best Quotes from 'Death at a Funeral' (2010)
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'Death at a Funeral' remake, Aaron (Chris Rock) and Ryan's (Martin Lawrence) father is dead. Aaron, the dutiful son, has taken care of his parents for the past five years. Though he lives in his parent's home, his income as a tax accountant is supporting them. Ryan, nine months younger, is a celebrated author. As the family gathers for the funeral ceremony, the brothers learn their father had a gay lover and the drama begins.
This remake has an all-star cast and features over-the-top comedy situations. Appearances by Danny Glover (Uncle Russell), Columbus Short (Jeff), Peter Dinklage (Frank), Loretta Devine (Cynthia), Tracy Morgan (Norman), James Marsden (Oscar), and Luke Wilson (Derek) make 'Death at a Funeral' truly entertaining.
Read the best quotes from 'Death at a Funeral' after the jump.
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In the 'Death at a Funeral' remake, Aaron (Chris Rock) and Ryan's (Martin Lawrence) father is dead. Aaron, the dutiful son, has taken care of his parents for the past five years. Though he lives in his parent's home, his income as a tax accountant is supporting them. Ryan, nine months younger, is a celebrated author. As the family gathers for the funeral ceremony, the brothers learn their father had a gay lover and the drama begins.
This remake has an all-star cast and features over-the-top comedy situations. Appearances by Danny Glover (Uncle Russell), Columbus Short (Jeff), Peter Dinklage (Frank), Loretta Devine (Cynthia), Tracy Morgan (Norman), James Marsden (Oscar), and Luke Wilson (Derek) make 'Death at a Funeral' truly entertaining.
Here are the best quotes from 'Death at a Funeral':
Aaron: "Brian, who's this?"
Brian (Kevin Hart): " I asked myself that when my father passed."
Aaron: "Who's this in the coffin, cause that's not my father!"
Brian: "This almost never happens."
Aaron: "You've got Jackie Chan in here...This is not Burger King. You can't just mess up my order!"
Norman: "When it's my funeral, I want people to be celebrating. Like it's Anna Nicole Smith or Richard Nixon, somebody big.
Derek: "The stock market should crash, factories shut down, girls crying in the streets..."
[Norman complains about Derek lighting up a little cigar]
Derek: "You used to smoke."
Norman: "I used to piss my pants, and then I stopped."
[Derek and Norman are discussing a strange rash on Norman's hand]
Derek: "Condoms are your first line of defense...Thats not a rash, man. I don't know, but it's very splotchy!"
[Michelle and Aaron discuss how he will deliver the eulogy]
Michelle (Regina Hall): "You're the oldest."
Aaron: "So the only reason I should do it is because I'm old."
[Michelle wants to have sex because she is ovulating]
Michelle: "I'm 37 years old...I'm trying..."
Aaron: "You're gonna have to switch that cycle down to low for now. For now! Can we find the body first?"
[The mortician returns with Aaron's father's corpse]
Brian: "We found him. We want everything to be in perfect order..."
Aaron: "You got the keys, got the BlackBerry? Cause once we bury him, we're not gonna dig him back up so you can tweet!"
[Norman on the phone] Norman: "I'm just saying everybody knows that the Colonel stole that recipe for fried chicken from a slave named Jubilaya...now I'll give him the credit for the cole slaw but that's it!
[Aaron's mother is expressing grief about her dead husband and is dismissive about the couple's (Michelle and Aaron) ability to conceive a grandchild]
Michelle: "I'm trying...we are trying!"
Cynthia: "I know what you are trying to do, Michelle, but it doesn't seem to be working! Take your hand off my husband's coffin. You are leavin' a smudge!"
[Elaine, a relation who's bringing her white fiance' (Oscar) to the funeral, wants to calm him down]
Elaine: "It'll calm you down. I used to take it all the time. Open wide, there you go..."
[She has unknowingly just given him a dose of a super-hallucinogenic drug found with her brother's belongings, labeled as valium]
Cynthia (Ryan's mother): "You always know exactly what to say"
Ryan: "I had to buy the seat next to me, I just can't do the small talk any more...and while I'm sitting there up in first class, watching all the broke people eyeballin' me cause I'm snackin' on warm nuts...there was tons of turbulence, but I guess that's the thing about flying first class. No matter how much you pay, if the plane crashes you're still end up dead."
(Mother runs off crying)
Aaron: "You know just what to say!"
[Aaron, to Ryan, about why Ryan can't help pay for the funeral and expenses]
Aaron : "You just bought a first class ticket for your toothbrush! Let's discuss this (the money) right now!"
Ryan: " ...I'm grievin'"
[Norman parking in front of Aaron's house at the funeral]
Norman: "Elaine, I was gonna park there!"
Elaine (Zoe Saldana): "Norman, are you family?"
Norman: "No, but I'm like family!"
Elaine: "There's no such thing!"
Oscar: "I've never been greener!"
Aaron: "What am I? A damn credit union?"
[On meeting Ryan]
Reverend Davis (Keith David): "You know, I gotta tell you. I squeezed this job in because I really wanted to meet you...I loved readin' Mama's Secret!"
[Ryan notices a young family friend named Martina]
Aaron: She's in 12th grade...
Ryan: She may be in 12th grade but that ass is in grad school!...I'm gonna go talk to her, it's only neighborly...
Aaron: Yeah, go ask her if she needs a juice box or somethin!
[Michelle tries to seduce Aaron by telling him she isn't wearing underwear]
Aaron: "Put some panties on before you touch the food! Big ones!'
[Duncan to Aaron]
Duncan (Ron Glass): "Some people write checks...Other people write books."
[Aaron to Ryan]
Aaron: "Let me get this straight. Our dad was bro-mantically involved with a guy that could fit in his pocket, and you're mad because he's white?!"
Donna Rodgers is a contributor from Seed.com.
'Death at a Funeral' remake, Aaron (Chris Rock) and Ryan's (Martin Lawrence) father is dead. Aaron, the dutiful son, has taken care of his parents for the past five years. Though he lives in his parent's home, his income as a tax accountant is supporting them. Ryan, nine months younger, is a celebrated author. As the family gathers for the funeral ceremony, the brothers learn their father had a gay lover and the drama begins.This remake has an all-star cast and features over-the-top comedy situations. Appearances by Danny Glover (Uncle Russell), Columbus Short (Jeff), Peter Dinklage (Frank), Loretta Devine (Cynthia), Tracy Morgan (Norman), James Marsden (Oscar), and Luke Wilson (Derek) make 'Death at a Funeral' truly entertaining.
Read the best quotes from 'Death at a Funeral' after the jump.
In the 'Death at a Funeral' remake, Aaron (Chris Rock) and Ryan's (Martin Lawrence) father is dead. Aaron, the dutiful son, has taken care of his parents for the past five years. Though he lives in his parent's home, his income as a tax accountant is supporting them. Ryan, nine months younger, is a celebrated author. As the family gathers for the funeral ceremony, the brothers learn their father had a gay lover and the drama begins.This remake has an all-star cast and features over-the-top comedy situations. Appearances by Danny Glover (Uncle Russell), Columbus Short (Jeff), Peter Dinklage (Frank), Loretta Devine (Cynthia), Tracy Morgan (Norman), James Marsden (Oscar), and Luke Wilson (Derek) make 'Death at a Funeral' truly entertaining.
Here are the best quotes from 'Death at a Funeral':
Aaron: "Brian, who's this?"
Brian (Kevin Hart): " I asked myself that when my father passed."
Aaron: "Who's this in the coffin, cause that's not my father!"
Brian: "This almost never happens."
Aaron: "You've got Jackie Chan in here...This is not Burger King. You can't just mess up my order!"
Norman: "When it's my funeral, I want people to be celebrating. Like it's Anna Nicole Smith or Richard Nixon, somebody big.
Derek: "The stock market should crash, factories shut down, girls crying in the streets..."
[Norman complains about Derek lighting up a little cigar]
Derek: "You used to smoke."
Norman: "I used to piss my pants, and then I stopped."
[Derek and Norman are discussing a strange rash on Norman's hand]
Derek: "Condoms are your first line of defense...Thats not a rash, man. I don't know, but it's very splotchy!"
[Michelle and Aaron discuss how he will deliver the eulogy]
Michelle (Regina Hall): "You're the oldest."
Aaron: "So the only reason I should do it is because I'm old."
[Michelle wants to have sex because she is ovulating]
Michelle: "I'm 37 years old...I'm trying..."
Aaron: "You're gonna have to switch that cycle down to low for now. For now! Can we find the body first?"
[The mortician returns with Aaron's father's corpse]
Brian: "We found him. We want everything to be in perfect order..."
Aaron: "You got the keys, got the BlackBerry? Cause once we bury him, we're not gonna dig him back up so you can tweet!"
[Norman on the phone] Norman: "I'm just saying everybody knows that the Colonel stole that recipe for fried chicken from a slave named Jubilaya...now I'll give him the credit for the cole slaw but that's it!
[Aaron's mother is expressing grief about her dead husband and is dismissive about the couple's (Michelle and Aaron) ability to conceive a grandchild]
Michelle: "I'm trying...we are trying!"
Cynthia: "I know what you are trying to do, Michelle, but it doesn't seem to be working! Take your hand off my husband's coffin. You are leavin' a smudge!"
[Elaine, a relation who's bringing her white fiance' (Oscar) to the funeral, wants to calm him down]
Elaine: "It'll calm you down. I used to take it all the time. Open wide, there you go..."
[She has unknowingly just given him a dose of a super-hallucinogenic drug found with her brother's belongings, labeled as valium]
Cynthia (Ryan's mother): "You always know exactly what to say"
Ryan: "I had to buy the seat next to me, I just can't do the small talk any more...and while I'm sitting there up in first class, watching all the broke people eyeballin' me cause I'm snackin' on warm nuts...there was tons of turbulence, but I guess that's the thing about flying first class. No matter how much you pay, if the plane crashes you're still end up dead."
(Mother runs off crying)
Aaron: "You know just what to say!"
[Aaron, to Ryan, about why Ryan can't help pay for the funeral and expenses]
Aaron : "You just bought a first class ticket for your toothbrush! Let's discuss this (the money) right now!"
Ryan: " ...I'm grievin'"
[Norman parking in front of Aaron's house at the funeral]
Norman: "Elaine, I was gonna park there!"
Elaine (Zoe Saldana): "Norman, are you family?"
Norman: "No, but I'm like family!"
Elaine: "There's no such thing!"
Oscar: "I've never been greener!"
Aaron: "What am I? A damn credit union?"
[On meeting Ryan]
Reverend Davis (Keith David): "You know, I gotta tell you. I squeezed this job in because I really wanted to meet you...I loved readin' Mama's Secret!"
[Ryan notices a young family friend named Martina]
Aaron: She's in 12th grade...
Ryan: She may be in 12th grade but that ass is in grad school!...I'm gonna go talk to her, it's only neighborly...
Aaron: Yeah, go ask her if she needs a juice box or somethin!
[Michelle tries to seduce Aaron by telling him she isn't wearing underwear]
Aaron: "Put some panties on before you touch the food! Big ones!'
[Duncan to Aaron]
Duncan (Ron Glass): "Some people write checks...Other people write books."
[Aaron to Ryan]
Aaron: "Let me get this straight. Our dad was bro-mantically involved with a guy that could fit in his pocket, and you're mad because he's white?!"
Donna Rodgers is a contributor from Seed.com.
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'Blades of Glory' Most Memorable Quotes
'Blades of Glory' is a comedy about two rival male figure skaters, who are banned from the sport after getting into a highly publicized fight at the World Championships. However, the star figure skaters Chazz Michael Michaels (Will Ferrell) and Jimmy MacElroy (Jon Heder) discover a loophole that will allow them to compete in the pairs figure skating category.The two athletes decide to put their differences aside to attempt a historical comeback. In this hilarious movie these two comedic heavy weights, Ferrell and Heder, deliver some of the most memorable quotes to date.Here are the most memorable quotes from 'Blades of Glory':
'Blades of Glory' is a comedy about two rival male figure skaters, who are banned from the sport after getting into a highly publicized fight at the World Championships. However, the star figure skaters Chazz Michael Michaels (Will Ferrell) and Jimmy MacElroy (Jon Heder) discover a loophole that will allow them to compete in the pairs figure skating category.The two athletes decide to put their differences aside to attempt a historical comeback. In this hilarious movie these two comedic heavy weights, Ferrell and Heder, deliver some of the most funniest quotes to date.Here are the most memorable quotes from 'Blades of Glory':
Chazz: "I dont share sh*t. The night is a dark time for me."
Jimmy: "Its dark for everyone moron."
Chazz: "Not for Alaskans or dudes with night vision goggles."
Jimmy: "Get out of my face"
Chazz: "I'll get inside your face."
Chazz: "I cant do the lotus with a shattered ankle. Im just a man for God's sake!"
JImmy: I'll do it."
Chazz: I swear to God if you cut my head off."
Jimmy: "I'm gonna be sick. You smell like after shave and taco meat."
Chazz: "Yes I do now scoot over."
Jimmy: "I see you got fat."
Chazz: "I see you still look like a 15 year old girl but not hot."
Chazz: "This ends tonight!"
Jimmy: Its day time you douche!"
Jimmy: "Do you mind ? I'm trying to eat here."
Chazz: "Just thought you'd like to see what a skater's body really looks like."
Chazz: "Are you challenging me princess?"
JImmy: "I'm not inviting you to the skating federation's annual Christmas party."
Chazz: "I hope you brought your silver polish MacElroy, because that was gold."
Jimmy: "That was disgusting."
Jimmy: " Where are you going?"
Chazz: "Sex addicts meeting. Turning weakness in to strength."
Jimmy: "How's that for forbidden love?"
Chazz: "I don't know, but I'd like to find out."
Jimmy: "You sex demon! You sex fiend!"
Chazz: "No, its not what it looks like."
Jimmy: "That's Michelle Kwan? You tapped that?"
Chazz: "Sure did. But perfection can drive a woman mad. She was ready to hang up her skates, settle down, and pump out a couple of little Chazzlings. I couldn't let her do it. Not the way I roll."
Jimmy: "I'm not the girl, I'm stronger."
Chazz: "I'm stronger and I dont have a vagina."
Check out this funny clip from - 'Blades of Glory'
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'Iron Man 2' Best Quotes and Quips
Billionaire Tony Stark returns in 'Iron Man 2' to face a dangerous new enemy (and his own personal demons), while the consequences of his new superhero persona spin his life out of control. The movie follows the tried-and-true Hollywood blockbuster formula to the letter, complete with elaborate fight sequences, eye-popping bombshells and breathtaking pyrotechnics. And like any good movie in a promising franchise, the sequel delivers lines teenage boys are sure to be quoting all summer long (no matter how much we'd like them to stop).
Here are 20 of 'Iron Man 2's' most memorable lines.
Billionaire Tony Stark returns in 'Iron Man 2' to face a dangerous new enemy (and his own personal demons), while the consequences of his new superhero persona spin his life out of control. The movie follows the tried-and-true Hollywood blockbuster formula to the letter, complete with elaborate fight sequences, eye-popping bombshells and breathtaking pyrotechnics. And like any good movie in a promising franchise, the sequel delivers lines teenage boys are sure to be quoting all summer long (no matter how much we'd like them to stop).
Here are 20 of 'Iron Man 2's most memorable lines.
Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) [to Senate Armed Services Committee]: "To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude. Or prostitution, depending on what state you're in..."
[Laughter from the Senate gallery]
Senator Stern: "Look, I'm no expert."
Tony Stark: "In prostitution? Of course not, you're a senator."
Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) [To a drunken Stark, wearing his Iron Man suit inside a giant donut sign]: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to exit the donut."
Ivan Vanko/ Whiplash (Mickey Rourke): "If you can make God bleed, then people will cease to believe in him ... All I have to do is sit here and watch, as the world will consume you."
Tony Stark: "Where will you watch the world consume me from? That's right -- a prison cell! I'll send you a bar of soap."
Happy Hogan (Jon Favreau) [seeing Marvel creator Stan Lee approach, whispers to Stark]: "Larry King."
Tony Stark [to Stan Lee]: "Larry!"
Justin Hammer (Sam Rockwell): "I'd love to leave my door unlocked when I leave the house, but this ain't Canada!"
Man in Crowd [to Stark at opening of Stark Expo]: "Blow something up!"
Tony Stark: "Blow something up? I already did that."
Lt Col Rhodes (Don Cheadle) [catching Stark and Pepper Potts smooching]: "You guys look like two seals fighting over a grape."
Tony Stark [to Senate Armed Services Committee]: "You want my property? You can't have it. But I did you big a favor. I have successfully privatized world peace!"
'JARVIS' the Computer (Paul Bettany) [to Stark, after pulling up YouTube footage of Tony at Senate hearing]: "May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, Sir."
Tony Stark [to assembled guests at his birthday party]: "You know, the question I get asked most often is, 'Tony, how do you go to the bathroom in your suit?' [Pauses, making relieved face] Just like that."
Justin Hammer [describing high-tech missile]: "If it were any smarter, it'd write a book. A book that would make 'Ulysses' look like it was written in crayon ... It's completely elegant, it's bafflingly beautiful, and it's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it 'The Ex-Wife.'"
Natalie Rushman (Scarlett Johansson) [handing Stark a martini]: "Is that dirty enough for you?"
Tony Stark [to Nick Fury]: "I already told you I don't want to join your super secret boy band."
Agent Coulson [to Tony Stark]: "If you attempt to leave or play games I will tase you and watch 'SuperNanny' while you drool on the carpet."
Iron Man [to Lt Col Rhodes in an Iron Man suit]: "You wanna be a war machine?! Take your shot!"
Howard Stark (John Slattery) [in 1974 video reel left for Tony]:" What is, and always will be, my greatest creation, is you."
Justin Hammer [to Lt. Col Rhodes]: "You're looking at a ... 40 millimeter grenade launcher -- tear gas, smoke: Hippie control."
Tony Stark: "If it's one thing I've proven, it's that you can count on me to pleasure myself."
Nick Fury [wearing his eye patch]: "Tony, remember, I got my eye on you."
Tony Stark: "I am Iron Man."
Enjoy a clip from 'Iron Man 2' below:
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'Robin Hood' (2010) Quotes
In the latest retelling of the classic Robin Hood tale, director Ridley Scott takes the literary adventure and mixes it with heart-pounding war sequences to create an action-pack prequel to the commonly told folk story. Russell Crowe plays the role of a common archer named Robin Longstride who, through a series of unexpected requests and good deeds, agrees to take on the name and livelihood of Sir Robert Loxley in order to save Maid Marion Loxley's (Cate Banchett) farm. It takes fighting with Prince John (Oscar Issac), the French army and finally an ultimate betrayal to push "Robin of the Hood" into the woods to play the role of the beloved outlaw. In the latest retelling of the classic Robin Hood tale, director Ridley Scott takes the literary adventure and mixes it with heart-pounding war sequences to create an action-pack prequel to the commonly told folk story. Russell Crowe plays the role of a common archer named Robin Longstride who, through a series of unexpected requests and good deeds, agrees to take on the name and livelihood of Sir Robert Loxley in order to save Maid Marion Loxley's (Cate Banchett) farm. It takes fighting with Prince John (Oscar Issac), the French army and finally an ultimate betrayal to push "Robin of the Hood" into the woods to play the role of the beloved outlaw.Robin Hood (Russell Crowe): "Calm and careful, make it count."
Robin Hood: "Our blades would descend upon their heads and we would be godless."
King Richard (Danny Huston): "Honest, brave and naive. There is your Englishman."
Robin Hood: "My father abandoned me to the world of men when I was six years old. I know little of the love between father and son."
Robin Hood: "There is no difference between a knight and any other man aside from what he wears."
Robin Hood: "Fate has smiled at us at last. I for one will not turn my back on her."
Maid Marion (Cate Blanchett): "I like a quiet church when I pray Father, for a miracle."
Father Tancred (Simon McBurney): "You keep bees Tuck?"
The Sword Hilt: "Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions."
Robin Hood: "I will not repay our good luck with bad grace. It invites darkness."
Friar Tuck: "Why do they call you Little John?"
Little John (Kevin Durand) : "What are you getting at? I'm proportionate!"
Maid Marion: "Well are you coming or not?"
Robin Hood: "Ask me nicely."
Maid Marion: "Please, dear husband, will you share my chamber?"
Maid Marion: "I sleep with a dagger. If you so move to touch me, I will serve your manhood."
Maid Marion: "I've always wondered at the private conversations of men."
Robin Hood: "If its illegal for a man to fend for himself, how can he be a man of his own right?"
Robin Hood: "Lady Loxley is my wife."
Will Scarlet (Scott Grimes) : "Well played!"
Friar Tuck: "The Lord taketh..."
Robin Hood: "And we shall give it back!"
Maid Marion: "How did you find the seed?"
Robin Hood: "If you have to ask, its not a gift."
Robin Hood: "A good knight."
Maid Marion: "Yes, short but sweet."
Robin Hood: "No, I meant a knight in arms..."
Robin Hood: "If you're trying to build for the future, you must build it's foundation strong."
Robin Hood: "In tyranny lies only failure. Empower every man and you will gain strength."
Prince John: "So what would you have, a castle for every man?"
Robin Hood: "Every Englishman's home is his castle."
William Marshall (William Hurt) : "We go to war."
Prince John (Oscar Isaac): "This is my first time. I shall lead!"
Ending Credits: "And so the legend begins."
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'MacGruber' Movie Quotes
'MacGruber' is a feature-length film based on the 'Saturday Night Live' sketches parodying the classic sitcom 'MacGyver' from the 1980s. Starring many 'SNL' stars and alumni, the storyline focuses on a war hero who has been living in South America for the past 10 years after his wife was killed on their wedding day. When a nuclear bomb is stolen by his arch-nemesis, the American government asks him to lead the mission to destroy it. MacGruber (Will Forte) assembles his elite team with Vicki St. Elmo (Kristen Wiig) and Lt. Dixon Piper (Ryan Phillipe) to fight Dieter von Cunth (Val Kilmer) and his mercenaries.
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Here are a collection of the best and funniest quotes from the 'MacGruber' movie.
'MacGruber' is a feature-length film based on the 'Saturday Night Live' sketches parodying the classic sitcom 'MacGyver' from the 1980s. Starring many 'SNL' stars and alumni, the storyline focuses on a war hero who has been living in South America for the past 10 years after his wife was killed on their wedding day. When a nuclear bomb is stolen by his arch-nemesis, the American government asks him to lead the mission to destroy it. MacGruber (Will Forte) assembles his elite team with Vicki St. Elmo (Kristen Wiig) and Lt. Dixon Piper (Ryan Phillippe) to fight Dieter von Cunth (Val Kilmer) and his mercenaries.
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Here are a collection of the best and funniest quotes from the 'MacGruber' movie.
Vicki: "Screw you, Cunth!"
Cunth: "Is that an invitation?"
Vicki: "Eww...no."
Tank: "Ahh penis jokes."
MacGruber: "I love sayin' 'em."
Tank: "I love hearin' 'em."
MacGruber: "That's why I say them."
Tank: "That's why I listen."
MacGruber: "I just left an upper-decker in the master bathroom."
Vicki: "What's an upper-decker?"
MacGruber: "Its where you take a shit in the water tank instead of the bowl. Ah, you look lovely."
Cunth: "Thanks for the upper-decker you left me, MacGruber."
Piper: "How did you know I was wearing a bullet-proof vest?"
MacGruber: "You're wearing a bullet-proof vest?!"
Piper: "No way! You just used me as a human shield!"
MacGruber: "You're taking that out of context. I did not use you as a human shield."
Vicki: "Ya kinda did."
MacGruber: "Claaaassic MacGruber..."
Vicki: "I..I peed my jeans."
MacGruber: "Don't worry this is just like Nicaragua."
Vicki: "I got shot in Nicaragua!"
MacGruber: "This is nothing like NIcaragua."
MacGruber: "Don't worry, we're only 7 blocks away, so if anything goes down...."
Vicki: "7 blocks???"
MacGruber: "Okay, you got me on that one. 20 blocks."
Vicki: "There wasn't anything closer?!"
MacGruber: "Nope."
Piper: "There were tons of spots closer."
MacGruber: "Yeah, WITH METERS!"
Vicki: "I'm a virgin."
MacGruber: "Not for long."
MacGruber [during sex with Vicki]: "I'm gonna fill you up."
Vicki: "Yeah, I'm gonna fill you up. I'm gonna fill you up!"
MacGruber: "What? No. Let me do the talking."
MacGruber: "You're companion is a very beautiful young woman."
Cunth: "Thank you."
MacGruber: "I hope you enjoy being date raped, ma'am."
Cunth: "This is my daughter."
MacGruber: "If ripping throats gets that warhead back, I'll suck as many d**ks as I've go--I'll rip as many throats as I have to!"
Piper: "But why would he want to kill your wife?"
MacGruber: "I have no idea. We actually all went to college together..."
Are movie audiences ready for MacGruber? Watch the trailer and see for yourself.
Related: Best MacGruber 'SNL' Skits | SNL Sketches That Should Have Been Movies
'MacGruber' is a feature-length film based on the 'Saturday Night Live' sketches parodying the classic sitcom 'MacGyver' from the 1980s. Starring many 'SNL' stars and alumni, the storyline focuses on a war hero who has been living in South America for the past 10 years after his wife was killed on their wedding day. When a nuclear bomb is stolen by his arch-nemesis, the American government asks him to lead the mission to destroy it. MacGruber (Will Forte) assembles his elite team with Vicki St. Elmo (Kristen Wiig) and Lt. Dixon Piper (Ryan Phillippe) to fight Dieter von Cunth (Val Kilmer) and his mercenaries.
Vicki: "Screw you, Cunth!"
Cunth: "Is that an invitation?"
Vicki: "Eww...no."
Tank: "Ahh penis jokes."
MacGruber: "I love sayin' 'em."
Tank: "I love hearin' 'em."
MacGruber: "That's why I say them."
Tank: "That's why I listen."
MacGruber: "I just left an upper-decker in the master bathroom."
Vicki: "What's an upper-decker?"
MacGruber: "Its where you take a shit in the water tank instead of the bowl. Ah, you look lovely."
Cunth: "Thanks for the upper-decker you left me, MacGruber."
Piper: "How did you know I was wearing a bullet-proof vest?"
MacGruber: "You're wearing a bullet-proof vest?!"
Piper: "No way! You just used me as a human shield!"
MacGruber: "You're taking that out of context. I did not use you as a human shield."
Vicki: "Ya kinda did."
MacGruber: "Claaaassic MacGruber..."
Vicki: "I..I peed my jeans."
MacGruber: "Don't worry this is just like Nicaragua."
Vicki: "I got shot in Nicaragua!"
MacGruber: "This is nothing like NIcaragua."
MacGruber: "Don't worry, we're only 7 blocks away, so if anything goes down...."
Vicki: "7 blocks???"
MacGruber: "Okay, you got me on that one. 20 blocks."
Vicki: "There wasn't anything closer?!"
MacGruber: "Nope."
Piper: "There were tons of spots closer."
MacGruber: "Yeah, WITH METERS!"
Vicki: "I'm a virgin."
MacGruber: "Not for long."
MacGruber [during sex with Vicki]: "I'm gonna fill you up."
Vicki: "Yeah, I'm gonna fill you up. I'm gonna fill you up!"
MacGruber: "What? No. Let me do the talking."
MacGruber: "You're companion is a very beautiful young woman."
Cunth: "Thank you."
MacGruber: "I hope you enjoy being date raped, ma'am."
Cunth: "This is my daughter."
MacGruber: "If ripping throats gets that warhead back, I'll suck as many d**ks as I've go--I'll rip as many throats as I have to!"
Piper: "But why would he want to kill your wife?"
MacGruber: "I have no idea. We actually all went to college together..."
Are movie audiences ready for MacGruber? Watch the trailer and see for yourself.
Related: Best MacGruber 'SNL' Skits | SNL Sketches That Should Have Been Movies
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Best Quotes from 'Sex and the City' the movie
No subject that was off limits for the four women in the groundbreaking and honest 'Sex and the City' TV series. The hit show celebrated women's choices -- whether in regard to careers, motherhood, sex, relationships or, most importantly friendship. Thus fans were ecstatic when the Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Miranda(Cynthia Nixon), Samantha (Kim Cattrall) and Charlotte (Kristin Davis) made the jump from television to the big screen in 'Sex and the City' the movie. Here are the most memorable movie quotes from 'Sex and the City'
No subject that was off limits for the four women in the groundbreaking and honest 'Sex and the City' TV series. The hit show celebrated women's choices -- whether in regard to careers, motherhood, sex, relationships or, most importantly friendship. Thus fans were ecstatic when the Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Miranda(Cynthia Nixon), Samantha (Kim Cattrall) and Charlotte (Kristin Davis) made the jump from television to the big screen in 'Sex and the City' the movie. Here are the most memorable movie quotes from 'Sex and the City'
Carrie: "Year after year single ladies come to New York to look for the two L's. Labels and love."
Big (Chris Noth): "Aren't I a little old to be introduced as your boyfriend?"
Carrie: "Point taken. From now on you'll be my man friend."
Big: "That sounds like a dog."
Carrie: "Well if the shoe fits."
Carrie: "What makes you think something bad is gonna happen?"
Charlotte: "Because! Nobody gets everything they want! Look at you, look at Miranda. You're good people and you two both got shafted. I'm so happy and...something bad is going to happen."
Carrie: "Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. I think you're done."
Carrie: "I want you to be my maid of honor. How do you feel about that?"
Samantha: "The same way you feel about Botox. Its painful and unnecessary."
Samantha: "So here is to the groom. A man who finally got 'Carried' away."
Carrie: "We were perfectly happy before we decided to live happily ever after."
Samantha: "Jesus honey, wax much?"
Miranda: "What? I didn't know I would be wearing a bathing suit."
Charlotte: "What are you talking about?"
Miranda: "I forgot to wax, I have had other things on my mind."
Samantha: "I could be on death row and not have that situation."
Miranda: "You two are crazy to get married. Marriage ruins everything."
Samantha: "The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you. Trust me, I have done the leg work."
Miranda: "What have you been eating?"
Samantha: "Everything except Dante's dick."
Samantha [calling Carrie on Valentines Day]: "Just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod."
Carrie: "I let the wedding get bigger than Big."
Samantha: " I'm gonna say the one thing you aren't supposed to say. I love you...but I love me more. I've been in a relationship with myself for 49 years and that's the one I need to work on."
Carrie: "Some love stories aren't epic novels, some are short stories. But, that doesn't make them any less filled with love."
Miranda: "The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten."
Carrie: "Oh you just said a mouthful there sister."
Related: Best 'Sex and the City 2' Movie Quotes
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'Sex and the City 2' Movie Quotes
After two years and much anticipation, our four favorite ladies, Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Miranda (Cynthia Nixon), Samantha (Kim Cattrall) and Charlotte (Kristin Davis) are back to what they do best -- drinks, cocktails, and lots of laughs. In 'Sex and the City 2', the girls take a short break from New York City to explore the luxurious and exotic landscape of Abu Dhabi. High fashion and hilarity ensue in this second installment of the popular franchise.Here are the most memorable movie quotes from 'Sex and the City 2':
After two years and much anticipation, our four favorite ladies, Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Miranda (Cynthia Nixon), Samantha (Kim Cattrall) and Charlotte (Kristin Davis) are back to what they do best -- drinks, cocktails, and lots of laughs. In 'Sex and the City 2', the girls take a short break from New York City to explore the luxurious and exotic landscape of Abu Dhabi. High fashion and hilarity ensue in this second installment of the popular franchise.Here are the most memorable movie quotes from 'Sex and the City 2':
Miranda: "You brought a dog to a wedding?"
Samantha: "Well it's a gay wedding, what's one more little b*tch?"
Guest at wedding: "What have you had done?"
Samantha: "Nothing, I am all natural!"
Guest: "Seriously, I need names."
Samantha [on the phone with Smith]: "Honey, I have to go I am pulling up my panties to get to a lunch date."
Charlotte: "So it's okay to cheat because you are gay?"
Anthony (Mario Cantone): "No, because I am Italian."
Charlotte: "How are you going to swallow all of those?"
Samantha: "Have we met?"
Samantha: "There should be a law against hiring a nanny that hot."
Carrie: "Yeah, the Jude Law."
Carrie: "It's become all about the couch and the take-out."
Stanford (Willie Garson): "Count your blessings. Remember when you couldn't even get him to sleep over?"
Charlotte: "So your going to the premiere with Smith as friends?"
Samantha: "Yes, but I may throw him a f*ck if I like the movie."
Sales Woman: "Isn't this dress a little young for you?"
Samantha: "Well I don't know, how old do you think I am? (pause) Well I am fifty f***ing two and I am going to rock this dress."
Carrie: "Is this because I am a b*tch wife who nags you?"
Big (Chris Noth): "We are adults without children, we can design our lives the way we want."
Carrie: "So you're telling me that you want two days off a week from me?"
Big: "You know so that I can watch TV, do all of the sh*t that bugs you."
Carrie: "I am digging the sequins on the new house wife of Abu Dhabi."
Samantha: "With the jet lag and no hormones, who knows what kind of mood swings I am capable of?"
Charlotte: "How do you tip in Abu Dhabi?"
Carrie: "I don't know, do you have any loose rubies?"
Samantha: "It's official. The estrogen has left the building."
Carrie: "You're going to be fine for a week without your hormones."
Samantha: "Tell that to the beard I will be growing."
Charlotte: "How do the moms who have no help do it?"
Miranda: "I have no f***ing idea."
Carrie [to Charlotte]: "You have an actual camel camel toe."
Samantha: "I think I'm having a hot flash."
Carrie: "You're on a camel in the middle of the Arabian desert. If you're not having a hot flash, you're dead.
Samantha: "We made a deal ages ago. Men, babies, doesn't matter. We are soul mates."
Miranda: "Being a mother kicks your ass."
Samantha: "We have an hour to pack and get the f**k out of Abu Dhabi."
Charlotte: "My first thought when I heard Samantha say Harry might cheat on me with Erin was, "Oh my god, I can't lose the nanny!""
Carrie: "The moment I kissed Aiden I realized the person I used to be. A crazy person running around the streets of New York City trying to get Big to love me back."
Carrie: "Why did you pick black?"
Big: "Because you're not like other women."
Carrie: "I thought you were going to say because it was the color of my soul."
Enjoy a behind-the-scenes 'Sex and the City 2' interview from Sarah Jessica Parker and Chris Noth.
Get the best quotes from the first 'Sex and the City' movie.
Quotes provided by Seed.com contributor, Jenny Tinsley.
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Hilarious Quotes from 'Get Him To The Greek'
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'Get Him to the Greek' an a young record company executive, Aaron Green (Jonah Hill) gets the assignment of a lifetime: Escort an unpredictable rock legend Aldus Snow (Russel Brand) to the L.A. Greek theater for a highly anticipated comeback performance. As the concert draws closer and Aaron career on the line he must navigate through absurd drug deals, feverish brawls and other roadblocks to get Aldous to his destination.
'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' director Nicholas Stoller reunites with Jonah Hill and Russel Brand to give us a night of endless laughs, sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Here are the funniest quotes from 'Get Him to the Greek': In!['Get Him to To the Greek']()
'Get Him to the Greek' an a young record company executive, Aaron Green (Jonah Hill) gets the assignment of a lifetime: Escort an unpredictable rock legend Aldus Snow (Russel Brand) to the L.A. Greek theater for a highly anticipated comeback performance. As the concert draws closer and Aaron career on the line he must navigate through absurd drug deals, feverish brawls and other roadblocks to get Aldous to his destination.
'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' director Nicholas Stoller reunites with Jonah Hill and Russel Brand to give us a night of endless laughs, sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Here are the funniest quotes from 'Get Him to the Greek':
Aldous Snow: What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there's a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it's peppered with hate. Hateful respect.
Sergio Roma (Sean Combs): I'm mind f**king you right now.
Aaron Green: Well I hope you have a condom cause I have a dirty mind.
Aaron Green: What is this middle Earth? Just get us to the f**king airport!
Sergio Roma: Time to get our mind-f**k on.
Jonathan Snow: I'm responsible for your talent, son. I wrote all your songs off the tip of my c**k.
Aldous Snow: Yeah, I just don't get how talent can be contained in one's spunk
Sergio: Your job is to control your artist. If he's too messed up you hit him with this adrenaline needle.
Aaron: You mean like from Pulp Fiction?
Sergio Roma: Where are you? Why haven't you called? I'm calling you right now and I just got hit by a motherf**king car.
Aaron Green [While Sergio is chasing them through a hotel corridor]: This is the longest hallway of all time!
Aldous Snow: It's Kubrickian!
Matty (Aziz Ansari): Man, that opening party was incredible. Check out the pictures on myspace. There's one of me eating cheese off some girl's titties.
Aaron Green: Please just lie to me and say I didn't miss another awesome party.
Matty: You missed an awesome party. I woke up with glitter on my d*ck.
Aaron Green: I feel like I'm in 2 Fast 2 Furious.
Sergio Roma: If he tells you to stick the drugs in your ass, you stick them in your ass.
Aaron Green [Aaron has a balloon full of heroin up his ass]: Oh, no.
Aldous Snow: What?
Aaron Green: I have to sneeze... and I'm afraid that if I do... my bowels will evacuate...
Sergio Roma: Do you have any ideas how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?
Aldous Snow [Aldous sees Sarah Marshall on TV]: Didn't I have sex with her once?
Aldous Snow: Yeah. Yeah, I did.
Sergio Roma: You can't outrun me! I'm black!
Aaron Green: I think I just got raped.
Aldous Snow (Colm Meaney) [hands him a joint]: Only one thing to do.
Aaron Green [taking a hit]: Uh, guys? What is this stuff? My heart's going really fast.
Aldous Snow: Oh, it's a bit of this, a bit of that. It's called a Jeffrey. It's mostly weed, with a bit of opium as well... ground-up E's... heroin... chlorox...
Aaron Green: I think I'm having a heart attack.
Jonathan Snow: That's the best part about the Jeffrey. It goes away and then it comes back.
Aldous Snow: When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.
Aldous Snow: Aaron, look at what you're wearing. Do you think that now you live in Seattle, you're grunge or something? You look like a lesbian.
Aaron Green: Play the song, man.
'Get Him to the Greek' an a young record company executive, Aaron Green (Jonah Hill) gets the assignment of a lifetime: Escort an unpredictable rock legend Aldus Snow (Russel Brand) to the L.A. Greek theater for a highly anticipated comeback performance. As the concert draws closer and Aaron career on the line he must navigate through absurd drug deals, feverish brawls and other roadblocks to get Aldous to his destination. 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' director Nicholas Stoller reunites with Jonah Hill and Russel Brand to give us a night of endless laughs, sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Here are the funniest quotes from 'Get Him to the Greek': In
'Get Him to the Greek' an a young record company executive, Aaron Green (Jonah Hill) gets the assignment of a lifetime: Escort an unpredictable rock legend Aldus Snow (Russel Brand) to the L.A. Greek theater for a highly anticipated comeback performance. As the concert draws closer and Aaron career on the line he must navigate through absurd drug deals, feverish brawls and other roadblocks to get Aldous to his destination. 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' director Nicholas Stoller reunites with Jonah Hill and Russel Brand to give us a night of endless laughs, sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Here are the funniest quotes from 'Get Him to the Greek':
Aldous Snow: What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there's a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it's peppered with hate. Hateful respect.
Sergio Roma (Sean Combs): I'm mind f**king you right now.
Aaron Green: Well I hope you have a condom cause I have a dirty mind.
Aaron Green: What is this middle Earth? Just get us to the f**king airport!
Sergio Roma: Time to get our mind-f**k on.
Jonathan Snow: I'm responsible for your talent, son. I wrote all your songs off the tip of my c**k.
Aldous Snow: Yeah, I just don't get how talent can be contained in one's spunk
Sergio: Your job is to control your artist. If he's too messed up you hit him with this adrenaline needle.
Aaron: You mean like from Pulp Fiction?
Sergio Roma: Where are you? Why haven't you called? I'm calling you right now and I just got hit by a motherf**king car.
Aaron Green [While Sergio is chasing them through a hotel corridor]: This is the longest hallway of all time!
Aldous Snow: It's Kubrickian!
Matty (Aziz Ansari): Man, that opening party was incredible. Check out the pictures on myspace. There's one of me eating cheese off some girl's titties.
Aaron Green: Please just lie to me and say I didn't miss another awesome party.
Matty: You missed an awesome party. I woke up with glitter on my d*ck.
Aaron Green: I feel like I'm in 2 Fast 2 Furious.
Sergio Roma: If he tells you to stick the drugs in your ass, you stick them in your ass.
Aaron Green [Aaron has a balloon full of heroin up his ass]: Oh, no.
Aldous Snow: What?
Aaron Green: I have to sneeze... and I'm afraid that if I do... my bowels will evacuate...
Sergio Roma: Do you have any ideas how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?
Aldous Snow [Aldous sees Sarah Marshall on TV]: Didn't I have sex with her once?
Aldous Snow: Yeah. Yeah, I did.
Sergio Roma: You can't outrun me! I'm black!
Aaron Green: I think I just got raped.
Aldous Snow (Colm Meaney) [hands him a joint]: Only one thing to do.
Aaron Green [taking a hit]: Uh, guys? What is this stuff? My heart's going really fast.
Aldous Snow: Oh, it's a bit of this, a bit of that. It's called a Jeffrey. It's mostly weed, with a bit of opium as well... ground-up E's... heroin... chlorox...
Aaron Green: I think I'm having a heart attack.
Jonathan Snow: That's the best part about the Jeffrey. It goes away and then it comes back.
Aldous Snow: When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.
Aldous Snow: Aaron, look at what you're wearing. Do you think that now you live in Seattle, you're grunge or something? You look like a lesbian.
Aaron Green: Play the song, man.
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'The Karate Kid' (1984) Best Movie Quotes
'The Karate Kid' was a classic underdog story released in 1984, which followed the story of teenager Daniel Larusso (Ralph Macchio) as he tried to fight back against bullies from the Cobra Kai karate dojo. After being attacked by the Cobra Kai students, Daniel is shocked to find himself being saved by his apartment building's maintenance man, a kind, old man named Miyagi (Noriyuki "Pat" Morita). Miyagi decides to take Daniel under his wing to teach him the discipline of karate, so that Daniel can face his enemies in an upcoming karate tournament. With a remake of this classic starring Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan hitting theaters this summer, a whole new generation of moviegoers might discover the adventures of Daniel and Miyagi.Here are the most memorable quotes from 'The Karate Kid':
'The Karate Kid' was a classic underdog story released in 1984, which followed the story of teenager Daniel Larusso (Ralph Macchio) as he tried to fight back against bullies from the Cobra Kai karate dojo. After being attacked by the Cobra Kai students, Daniel is shocked to find himself being saved by his apartment building's maintenance man, a kind, old man named Miyagi (Noriyuki "Pat" Morita). Miyagi decides to take Daniel under his wing to teach him the discipline of karate, so that Daniel can face his enemies in an upcoming karate tournament. With a remake of this classic starring Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan hitting theaters this summer, a whole new generation of moviegoers might discover the adventures of Daniel and Miyagi.Here are the most memorable quotes from 'The Karate Kid':
Daniel: "We're the new people in apartment 20. Yeah, our faucet's really leaking there. Could you fix it?"
Miyagi: "Aye"
Daniel: "Can I tell my mom when?"
Miyagi: "When what?"
Daniel: "When you gonna fix the faucet."
Miyagi: "After."
Daniel: "After what?"
Miyagi: "After after."
Cobra Kai class: "Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir!"
Lucille Larusso (Randee Heller): "Fighting doesn't solve anything."
Daniel: "Well, neither does palm trees, mom."
Miyagi: "To make honey, young bee need young flower, not old prune."
Daniel: "Where'd you learn it from?"
Miyagi: "Father"
Daniel: "I thought he was a fisherman."
Miyagi: "In Okinawa, all Miyagi know two things: fish and karate."
Miyagi: "Karate for defense only."
Daniel: "That's not what these guys are taught."
Miyagi: "I can see. No such thing as bad student, only bad teacher. Teacher say, student do."
Daniel: "What kind of belt do you have?"
Miyagi: "Canvas. J. C. Penny. $3.98. You like?"
Daniel: "No, I meant..."
Miyagi: "In Okinawa, belt mean 'no need rope to hold up pants.' "
Daniel [after Miyagi gives him keys to drive]: "I'm not very good at it, Mr. Miyagi."
Miyagi: "Me neither."
Daniel: "Well, I don't have a license."
Miyagi: "Me neither."
Daniel: "Alright. I guess it's ok then."
Miyagi: "Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to breathe. Very important."
Daniel: "Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?"
Miyagi: "Man who catch fly with chop stick accomplish anything."
Daniel: "Ever catch one?"
Miyagi: "Not yet."
Miyagi [criticizing the power - or lack thereof - of Daniel's punches]: "What's a matter? You some kind of girl or something?"
Miyagi [after giving Daniel a car for his birthday]: "Must remember: a license never replace eyes, ear, brain."
Daniel: "You're the best friend I've ever had."
Miyagi: "You pretty okay, too."
Daniel [asking about the karate tournament]: "Alright, what's the rules here?"
Miyagi: "Don't know. First time, you. First time, me."
Daniel: "What? I figured you went to these before! Oh, great. I'm dead. I am dead. You told me you fought a lot!"
Miyagi: "Ha! Fought for life, not for points."
John Kreese (Martin Kove): "Bobby, I want him out of the competition."
Bobby Brown (Ron Thomas): "But sensei, I can beat this guy!"
Kreese: "I don't want him beaten."
Bobby: "But I'll be disqualified."
Kreese: "Out of commission."
Kreese: "Sweep the leg. Do you have a problem with that?"
Johnny Lawrence (William Zabka): "No sensei."
Kreese: "No mercy."
Johnny [after Daniel beats him in the tournament finals]: "You're alright, Larusso!"
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Best Quotes from 'Toy Story'
'Toy Story' was Pixar's first feature length film, and many still consider it to be their greatest achievement. The movie and its sequel, chronicle the adventures of a group of toys owned by a young boy named Andy. The toys' leader is Woody (Tom Hanks), a cowboy action figure, who guides the toys through a complex and dangerous world. The arrival of Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen) upsets the group dynamic as Woody is concerned that he's being replaced, and Buzz comes to grip with the eventual realization that he is not a real space hero.Here are the most memorable quotes from 'Toy Story':
'Toy Story' was Pixar's first feature length film, and many still consider it to be their greatest achievement. The movie and its sequel, chronicle the adventures of a group of toys owned by a young boy named Andy. The toys' leader is Woody (Tom Hanks), a cowboy action figure, who guides the toys through a complex and dangerous world. The arrival of Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen) upsets the group dynamic as Woody is concerned that he's being replaced, and Buzz comes to grip with the eventual realization that he is not a real space hero.Here are the most memorable quotes from 'Toy Story':
Sid (Erik Von Detten): "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." Cool!
Rex (Wallace Shawn): What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one?! I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!
Buzz: I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
Rex: Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!
Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks, we can blink em' to death.
Buzz: To infinity, and beyond!
Woody: Hey, Buzz! You're flying!
Buzz: This isn't flying. This is falling with style!
Rex: Great, now I have guilt!
Rex: ROAR!
Woody: Hey, how ya doin', Rex?
Rex: Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody: I was close to being scared that time.
Rex: I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it. I'm think I'm just coming off as annoying.
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
Woody: The word I'm searching for I can't say because there are Preschool toys present.
Mr. Potato Head (Don Rickles): Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.
Woody: Now, Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?
'Toy Story' Clip - Funny scene between Buzz and Woody
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